MAY THE FIFTH BE WITH YOU

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 5 May 2023, 7:48, archived)

Fcarper, he'f a Fifth Lord and he'll fmite you wif hif litghtfaber!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 5 May 2023, 8:16, archived)

Bollocks

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 5 May 2023, 8:57, archived)

I have to agree

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 5 May 2023, 9:01, archived)

Seconded

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 May 2023, 9:20, archived)

third vote for bollocks right here

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 May 2023, 10:02, archived)

Bollocks carried!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 May 2023, 10:03, archived)

all hail the b3ta groupscrotum

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 5 May 2023, 10:07, archived)

Scrote Fritters!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 May 2023, 10:08, archived)

A cha cha chaaa

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 May 2023, 10:09, archived)

heh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 May 2023, 10:32, archived)

lol

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 5 May 2023, 11:08, archived)

This is the third time I can remember in recent years
where a Tory PM has reacted to big election losses with "Clearly what the public want This Government to do, is to get on with the job".
Is this a standard response they have to roll out?
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 5 May 2023, 11:04, archived)

Boris used it pretty much every week when everyone was yelling at him to fuck off.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 5 May 2023, 11:06, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8369177 ?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 May 2023, 11:42, archived)

I like to think it belongs to all of us

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 May 2023, 14:21, archived)

"The burning box of dog shit I received through my letterbox yesterday is a clear sign that the public want us to finish clearing up the mess left by the last Labour government."

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 5 May 2023, 11:43, archived)

B3ta, you mean?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 May 2023, 12:05, archived)

The sun's out, and so are the Tories!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 5 May 2023, 11:46, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8369177
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 May 2023, 12:05, archived)

-l +r

( broadsword, Fri 5 May 2023, 12:41, archived)

Clearly what the pubic want This Government to do, is to get ron with the job?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 5 May 2023, 13:09, archived)

Buster Gonad's nadsack

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 5 May 2023, 10:12, archived)

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=100121
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 May 2023, 12:15, archived)

<Toy dinosaur photo>

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 5 May 2023, 10:17, archived)