TITGUFF'S
hullo
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 May 2023, 12:24, archived)

Alright, Chief Queef.
Bit bored at work. Seriously considering pissing on a possum.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 9 May 2023, 12:31, archived)

alright guvnor
Bit bored at home. Might waz on a wallaby.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 May 2023, 12:45, archived)

Picking rhubarb and broccoli
Allotment chat
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 May 2023, 12:56, archived)

Alright
Just about to rebuild my bookcase with tins of spaghetti hoops
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 9 May 2023, 12:47, archived)

I hope they are unopened
Spaghetti not the books
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 May 2023, 12:52, archived)

They are indeed
Although I will be using the bookcase to hold my DVD collection
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 9 May 2023, 12:57, archived)

Spaghetti Westerns?

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 9 May 2023, 13:02, archived)

Scored by Ennio Maccaroni

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 14:02, archived)

Pastar Wars

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 9 May 2023, 13:07, archived)

Pennes From Heaven

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 9 May 2023, 13:09, archived)

Spiral Tap

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 May 2023, 13:19, archived)

Hoop Dreams

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 May 2023, 13:19, archived)

Gnocchio

( mongychops, Tue 9 May 2023, 13:22, archived)

You're all very silly

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 9 May 2023, 13:52, archived)

Ugly Alphabetti

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 9 May 2023, 13:56, archived)

my brother's in your town for a couple of days, starting tomorrow
he's got a number of houses to view, still can't believe how much you get for your money
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 May 2023, 12:59, archived)

Yep, it's cheap as hell here

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 9 May 2023, 13:53, archived)

Also, if he's looking for somewhere nice to eat
With spectacular views, tell him to visit Matou. It's on the waterfront, above the Beatles cafe
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 9 May 2023, 13:55, archived)

ok thanks a lot

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 May 2023, 16:11, archived)

Can you write this bit of code for me?
Cheers
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 12:50, archived)

10 PRINT CHEERS
20 GOTO 10
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 9 May 2023, 12:54, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 14:13, archived)

By which I mean, that worked

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 14:13, archived)

sure

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 May 2023, 12:57, archived)

this bit of code

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 9 May 2023, 13:08, archived)

Hi

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 9 May 2023, 13:36, archived)

Fuck you, Swank. Fuck you.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 9 May 2023, 14:02, archived)

ur just wel jel m8

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 9 May 2023, 14:23, archived)

Thank you all for your kind words
pleased to announce that my mother in law has been admitted into a loony ward so that's a relief. As I read that sentence I feel it would make an awesome punchline to a Les Dawson story.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 9 May 2023, 13:40, archived)

At least now she will get the care she needs

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 9 May 2023, 13:56, archived)

Yes. Joking aside we're very relieved.
My sister-in-law, her daughter, ended up in the same place a couple of years ago and it helped her a lot. The whole family has been very much struggling for some time. It's a hard time in Brazil if you're not very wealthy, add that to the family tragedies that they've suffered and it's been more than some of them can manage.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 9 May 2023, 14:11, archived)