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afternoon

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 16 May 2023, 16:07, archived)
afternoon, yes

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 16 May 2023, 16:16, archived)
alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 16 May 2023, 16:22, archived)
afternaan

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 16 May 2023, 16:19, archived)
hi

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 16 May 2023, 16:22, archived)
what proof is it?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 16 May 2023, 16:33, archived)
Circumstantial

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 May 2023, 22:16, archived)
leavening

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 16 May 2023, 16:43, archived)
i wasn't bready for that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 16 May 2023, 16:45, archived)
London Elektricity

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 16 May 2023, 16:46, archived)
Danny Byread

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 16 May 2023, 17:02, archived)
Pie Contrast

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 16 May 2023, 17:09, archived)
Dead Bred

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 16 May 2023, 17:18, archived)
afternoon dilbaro

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 16 May 2023, 17:02, archived)
Popular /board member and full-time racist, LS18 has me on 2.0
Don’t think I’ve ever interacted with them. Classic upset, online behaviour.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 16 May 2023, 17:06, archived)
Ignore all the other users and then click all your posts onto the popular page with spare accounts, definitely nothing unhinged about this behaviour

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 16 May 2023, 17:14, archived)
Sounds completely rational to me

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 16 May 2023, 17:30, archived)
He and sockcooker have much in common

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 16 May 2023, 17:46, archived)
Dunno why he hasn't been banned for posting then deleting, thousands of times

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 16 May 2023, 18:20, archived)
The user who posts the kind of jokes you might find in novelty xmas joke books you mean

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 May 2023, 18:45, archived)
Think I called him a cunt once

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 May 2023, 18:36, archived)
Just the once? No wonder he's upset.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 May 2023, 18:42, archived)
I've tried to clarify with a couple of "fuck offs" and a "bollocks"

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 May 2023, 18:49, archived)
You should reply to his posts anyway,
he always checks so he obviously loves it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 16 May 2023, 22:26, archived)
BIRD FLU, quick buy all the toilet roll and pasta!!1

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 16 May 2023, 18:22, archived)
Panic buy spaghetti AND toilet roll?

Not me, I use new Pasta 'n' Go™

The only bumrag made from 100% Durum wheat

Unavailable in Italy due to ongoing legal proceedings
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 16 May 2023, 18:58, archived)
I was actually thinking it might be possible to wrap tissue paper around pasta tubes and thread them onto a toilet roll holder

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 May 2023, 19:02, archived)
and my axe

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 May 2023, 19:04, archived)
You can count on my steel

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 16 May 2023, 20:03, archived)
abacus

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 16 May 2023, 20:03, archived)
20 bead puns
I'm beading the way to success!"
"Don't bead around the bush!"
"That's the perfect bead-le of creativity!"
"Bead-utiful things happen when you're crafting."
"Bead-vised: Always stay positive and bead-acious!"
"When in doubt, just bead it!"
"Let's make every day a bead-iful adventure."
"Beady or not, here I come!"
"I'm beading my heart out!"
"Life is better when you're beading."
"Bead-y or not, here I come!"
"Bead-le the way and inspire others."
"Bead-cause I'm happy!"
"Bead-azzle them with your creativity!"
"Bead-hold, the power of imagination!"
"Bead-ware of my crafty skills!"
"Bead-utiful things come in small packages."
"Bead-hind every great design is a creative mind."
"Bead-ventures await at every turn."
"Stay calm and bead on!"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 May 2023, 23:23, archived)
do you think these would be appropriate to read out at the funeral of a friend who liked beads
While humor can help alleviate grief in some situations, it's important to be sensitive and considerate when delivering eulogies or speeches at a funeral. Given the solemnity of the occasion, it might be more appropriate to focus on heartfelt memories and the positive impact your friend had on others, rather than using puns specifically related to beads.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 May 2023, 23:28, archived)
Patent this, you'll be a millionaire

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 16 May 2023, 19:45, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 May 2023, 18:41, archived)