Hi tosser's
I'm in Borough Market, having come here to get a sausage roll. It was fucking marvellous. What abite ye nigh?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 20 May 2023, 14:17, archived)

Trudging round Aldi

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 20 May 2023, 14:42, archived)

eating chocolate hobnobs
as a prelude to the chicken and sweetcorn soup that my mum is making
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 May 2023, 14:45, archived)

Nice walk among the bluebells in Kinclaven Wood, now finishing my production/QC assignment which is due on on Monday.
I say finishing, I mean starting.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 20 May 2023, 15:35, archived)

I can't remember the last time I went walking in the bluebell woods
might have to start doing it again
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 May 2023, 15:48, archived)

l n
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 20 May 2023, 23:29, archived)

bnuebells, monster munch etc

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 20 May 2023, 23:31, archived)

I've been wanting to plant bluebells under the trees here but it's considered an invasive species, it chokes out native cover plants

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 May 2023, 14:02, archived)

I'm halfway through a big bag of peanut M&M's.

(Planearm, Sat 20 May 2023, 17:05, archived)

it baffles me why you're in there in the first place

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 May 2023, 17:09, archived)

in t
(Runcorn shitty limits, Sat 20 May 2023, 17:22, archived)

Doing acid mate

( mongychops, Sat 20 May 2023, 17:37, archived)

rock on, rock rock on

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 20 May 2023, 19:55, archived)

NOICE

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 21 May 2023, 15:57, archived)

Just been to the poncy Dunkertons cider place outside Cheltenham to buy some expensive steak from the artisan butcher there.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 20 May 2023, 18:44, archived)

sounds well smeg

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 20 May 2023, 19:56, archived)