I'm watching Hook with my son.
The evil captain has just gleefully said "To a 10-year-old, I'm huge!". Not a line you'd get in a film these days, I think.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 21 May 2023, 18:39, archived)

Haha, nonces!!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 21 May 2023, 18:45, archived)

Nonces are well lol.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 21 May 2023, 18:57, archived)

Is spanishfly the exception that proves the rule, or are you just lying?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 21 May 2023, 19:07, archived)

Jimmy Savile lol
Feeling anything?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 May 2023, 20:53, archived)

Bit of an old ache

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 21 May 2023, 21:13, archived)

I always knew there was something weird about him, and Glitter, and Rolf, and whoever the next one is

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 May 2023, 22:54, archived)

John Peel and his "schoolgirl of the year"

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 21 May 2023, 23:22, archived)

He's playing her at the wrong speed

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 22 May 2023, 5:06, archived)

peak /chat right here

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 May 2023, 16:11, archived)

I saw Hook in the cinema when I was 11 or 12
I think it was the first film I walked out of without seeing the end. Fucking terrible film, no idea why it gets any love.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 21 May 2023, 18:57, archived)

Christ, you're about 15 years younger than I assumed.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 21 May 2023, 19:07, archived)

Don't know why Rob's messing about with Fesshole
Surely ads from Saga, Sunlife, Specsavers, Co-op funerals, etc would make him a fortune?
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 21 May 2023, 19:53, archived)

He's left it too long, I'm too worn out to click

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 May 2023, 23:04, archived)

Well it got rid of you for a start

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 May 2023, 20:56, archived)

Robin Williams films are dogshit.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 21 May 2023, 22:04, archived)

lol, The Fisher King made you cry and reevaluate your life for an afternoon

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 May 2023, 22:56, archived)

Too much?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 May 2023, 3:59, archived)

Seems innocent enough, without the subtext your perverted mind is applying to it.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 21 May 2023, 19:20, archived)

The Dustin Hoffman film.? You sick cunt

( mongychops, Sun 21 May 2023, 19:58, archived)

No, because it's blatantly sizeist

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 May 2023, 20:47, archived)

Disgusting.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 21 May 2023, 21:35, archived)