smelmet thread
hi guy's, how's it going, you stupid bunch of cunt's?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 May 2023, 15:19, archived)

alright, just lazily typing some shit on beeta lol

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 22 May 2023, 15:23, archived)

just been through paperwork and it seems my income insurance claim wasn't authorised until July 20th last year
this, I think, means I'm entitled to one more payment than I thought. Result
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 May 2023, 15:42, archived)

nice, get my exam result at the end of next week, I'll throw myself off Bridgewater Place if I've failed

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 22 May 2023, 16:02, archived)

you should do that no matter what your results are

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 May 2023, 16:07, archived)

WRONG ACCOUNT

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 May 2023, 16:08, archived)

Why not do it now as a preemptive strike?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 May 2023, 16:07, archived)

what if I've passed tho?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 22 May 2023, 16:12, archived)

It'll be like when Ricky got shot in Boyz N The Hood all over again :'(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 22 May 2023, 16:22, archived)

like a turd, you mean

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 May 2023, 16:27, archived)

Cloth touched for the very first time

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 22 May 2023, 16:45, archived)

86 calls to get a doctor's appointment
Then have to leave after waiting 45 minutes without being seen because I have to go to work.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 22 May 2023, 15:24, archived)

well that's shit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 May 2023, 15:34, archived)

I could have waited any other week
But I'm in early all week covering for someone on holiday
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 22 May 2023, 15:38, archived)

I'd have quit at 85

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 May 2023, 15:59, archived)

That 350M/wk really is doing wonders

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 22 May 2023, 17:42, archived)

You cun't be serious

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 May 2023, 15:58, archived)

oh I am m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 May 2023, 16:08, archived)

What is it you can't face?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFOw_-5glqg
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 May 2023, 16:27, archived)

lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 May 2023, 16:45, archived)

What's this film series the bloke who did the warriors started but didn't realise or release? Can't be arsed to Google, hate giving those Jews traffic

( mongychops, Mon 22 May 2023, 16:48, archived)

not aware of this tbh, soz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 May 2023, 16:49, archived)

I saw something on Facebook, might have been clickbait, said it was 3 films

( mongychops, Mon 22 May 2023, 16:59, archived)

I will look into it, sounds interesting

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 May 2023, 18:19, archived)

just waiting for Shavuot

( $$ ✅, Mon 22 May 2023, 16:38, archived)

I'm revealing my Torah as I type this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 May 2023, 16:51, archived)

No offence

( mongychops, Mon 22 May 2023, 17:21, archived)

lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 22 May 2023, 18:19, archived)

Sukkot, that's my fave

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 May 2023, 17:30, archived)