Gooooooood morning shaggers

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 30 May 2023, 6:59, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 30 May 2023, 7:36, archived)

Fuck you, Hayers. Fuck you.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 May 2023, 7:43, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 May 2023, 8:03, archived)

Hello wizard's pockets

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 30 May 2023, 8:25, archived)

How does one shag a morning?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 May 2023, 9:04, archived)

One does not simply shag into morning

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 May 2023, 9:08, archived)

b3ta.com/search/talk?q=one+does+not+simply
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 May 2023, 9:25, archived)

Come to think of it, they pretty much *did* simply walk into Mordor.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 May 2023, 9:51, archived)

Yeah, fuck you Boromir, you idiot.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 May 2023, 11:46, archived)

Dead idiot to boot

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 May 2023, 12:03, archived)

Sean Bean? "Has Bean", I call him! HA !! HA !! HA !!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 May 2023, 12:30, archived)

Knob Stark

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 May 2023, 12:37, archived)

eh?
shawn bawn, seen been
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 May 2023, 13:18, archived)

urgh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 May 2023, 9:06, archived)

^

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 May 2023, 10:57, archived)

a wizard's flid has a blob up its end

( MiseryCunt, Tue 30 May 2023, 9:13, archived)

Haha, Discworld, the Red Dwarf of fantasy children's books!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 30 May 2023, 9:40, archived)

Have you read/seen the TV adaptation of Philip Pullman's Dark Material series?
They are pretty good. There was a Nicole Kidman movie too The Golden Compass which wasn't v good
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 30 May 2023, 9:46, archived)

Phillip Pullman is boring as fuck

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 May 2023, 9:55, archived)

No u

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 30 May 2023, 10:09, archived)

Kind of.
Ruth Wilson has a really weird face.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 30 May 2023, 11:07, archived)

She's quite hot in that series, in an 'evil Tory' sort of way.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 May 2023, 12:29, archived)

It's a shame nobody's allowed to brown up these days, she'd be a great Priti Patel

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 May 2023, 12:37, archived)

Brown Natalie Dormer
Same smirk face
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 30 May 2023, 13:37, archived)

But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 May 2023, 9:59, archived)

They actually can
I have seen an internet documentary on the Dark Web
Bit messy tbh it split lol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 30 May 2023, 10:11, archived)

Ew

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 May 2023, 10:25, archived)

omg sonc
b3ta.com/links/1567253
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 30 May 2023, 10:33, archived)

What the ever-loving fuck?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 May 2023, 10:58, archived)

Only two of these four glans ever become functional during erection and which glans are functional appears to alternate between subsequent erections.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 May 2023, 13:21, archived)

'only' two

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 May 2023, 13:23, archived)

a bit like ABBA, then

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 May 2023, 13:24, archived)

we're running out of material aren't we

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 May 2023, 13:29, archived)

Gooooooood thiiiiiiiis
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 May 2023, 11:50, archived)