does anyone know how the fuck audible works?
got it for me mam for her kindle (bt headphones, obvs)
the credit/token setup just seems to be all gobblynobs to me

do you only get one book a month or what?

you can say goebbels.
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:30, archived)

not a fucking clue m8 soz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:32, archived)

thanks pal
i feel slightly less stupid if a man of your calibre is in the same kayak
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:34, archived)

What you need to do, is hang yourself, and then it will work perfectly.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:43, archived)

thanks mate my mam will be chuffed to bits

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:46, archived)

Thomas The Tank Engine got dark

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:50, archived)

omg the fat controller...

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:54, archived)

blatant controller shaming

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:59, archived)

nipples are in the wrong place for my thumbs

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 15:02, archived)

Her bum is in just the right place for my thumb

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 16:17, archived)

why is her bum up your bum?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 16:29, archived)

Matryoshka confirmed

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 16:52, archived)

Now *this* I can wank to!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 1 Jun 2023, 18:10, archived)

For me the way Audible works is
that some kid rips the book to youtube and I listen to it for free, then 3 weeks/months later a copyright troll takes it down.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 15:38, archived)

yeah, me too, but i got my mamma a kindle
and the audiobubble thought it'd be easier for her, not sure it is tho
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 16:24, archived)

No idea sos

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 16:17, archived)

Alright ABBA

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 19:31, archived)

Nope

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 16:24, archived)

has eveyone taken their unhelpful tablets today or wot?
only joking i know you're all too smart to 'read' books.
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 16:24, archived)

I love reading
But I prefer actual books
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 16:49, archived)

Have you tried wanking on its tits?

( broadsword, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 17:31, archived)

I can help

(Planearm, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 17:33, archived)

Maybe try their support pages
www.audible.co.uk/contactus
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 17:50, archived)

don't be so bloody daft

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 20:50, archived)