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does anyone know how the fuck audible works?
got it for me mam for her kindle (bt headphones, obvs)
the credit/token setup just seems to be all gobblynobs to me

do you only get one book a month or what?

you can say goebbels.
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:30, archived)
not a fucking clue m8 soz

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:32, archived)
thanks pal
i feel slightly less stupid if a man of your calibre is in the same kayak
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:34, archived)
What you need to do, is hang yourself, and then it will work perfectly.

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:43, archived)
thanks mate my mam will be chuffed to bits

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:46, archived)
Thomas The Tank Engine got dark

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:50, archived)
omg the fat controller...

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:54, archived)
blatant controller shaming

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 14:59, archived)
nipples are in the wrong place for my thumbs

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 15:02, archived)
Her bum is in just the right place for my thumb

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 16:17, archived)
why is her bum up your bum?

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 16:29, archived)
Matryoshka confirmed

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 16:52, archived)
Now *this* I can wank to!

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 18:10, archived)
For me the way Audible works is
that some kid rips the book to youtube and I listen to it for free, then 3 weeks/months later a copyright troll takes it down.
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 15:38, archived)
yeah, me too, but i got my mamma a kindle
and the audiobubble thought it'd be easier for her, not sure it is tho
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 16:24, archived)
No idea sos

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 16:17, archived)
Alright ABBA

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 19:31, archived)
Nope

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 16:24, archived)
has eveyone taken their unhelpful tablets today or wot?
only joking i know you're all too smart to 'read' books.
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 16:24, archived)
I love reading
But I prefer actual books
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 16:49, archived)
Have you tried wanking on its tits?

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 17:31, archived)
I can help

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 17:33, archived)
Maybe try their support pages
www.audible.co.uk/contactus
(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 17:50, archived)
don't be so bloody daft

(, Thu 1 Jun 2023, 20:50, archived)