Quote Monty Python's cheese shop sketch to the interviewer
That will impress them
And remember the tricycle
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 15:33, archived)

I smashed it, the guy thought I was great, because I fucking am.
Meeting the MD next week and will do a day's work as a trial to see how I get on/if I like it. Feeling pretty good right about now, ngl
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:16, archived)

by which I mean the air quality here isn't too bad at the mo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:17, archived)

Good stuff

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:24, archived)

they seem like a well-run business, they've found a winning format, it would appear
my plan is basically industrial espionage, so I can learn the ropes and ultimately start something of my own
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:28, archived)

I approve of this plan

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:59, archived)

Is it the cheese job?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:33, archived)

nah Sicilian pastries (they are cannoli specialists)
not my favourite things to eat but it's still Italian grub so all good. He asked me what I know about cannoli, which fortunately is rather a lot. I think that sealed the deal. That and my massive wang, obv.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:47, archived)

Wang chung? Dancehall baby

( mongychops, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 17:17, archived)

so far so good, but it'll all come down to your chemistry with Holly in the screen test.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 18:00, archived)

A mix of celebrity interviews, entertainment news, current affairs discussions, sports competitions, health columns, cooking tips, and beatboxing in the nude.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 18:07, archived)

and my axe

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 20:57, archived)

her mouth reminds me of Jack Nicholson's Joker
not in a good way
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 18:27, archived)