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Hi willy's, how's it going?
Fucking glorious afternoon and I'm stuck indoors prepping for this smeggy interview at 4pm. I should be outside the pub. Where should you be?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:01, archived)
Hi

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:03, archived)
haha, yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:08, archived)
I should be indoors, over there in america
Can we try to limit the conversation to air quality today? It's a fascinating subject.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:04, archived)
gosh isn't it just?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:07, archived)
yes, yes it is, you're not just saying that are you, i think the poor air quality is affecting my judgement

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:09, archived)
no way man, I'm all in
love it
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:22, archived)
I had to do a fifteen minute video for my course, discussing the air systems in clean rooms.
I can confirm that air quality is a deeply fascinating subject, but me talking over a powerpoint presentation manages to make it dull as fuck.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:29, archived)
#AirQual

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:18, archived)
O< -QOL!

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:31, archived)
Rip mmps

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:31, archived)
such a high end poster

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:48, archived)
Covid raised some air quality issues I can tell you, what a palaver. I'm worried about mofs tho, don't breathe that Canadian smoke, burnt syrup can be toxic

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 17:14, archived)
no they're keeping that sweet maple smoke for their bacon, what they're sending us smells like the embers of an all-residents-lost homeless shelter fire

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 22:23, archived)
Especially if I fart in your general direction

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 15:23, archived)
I should be keeping my job
Quitting this call centre dead-end job was not a good idea
www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/8-young-workers-drug-cartel-operated-call-center-killed-mexico-rcna88119
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:05, archived)
constructive dismissal
I wonder what their air quality index is like over there?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:06, archived)
you don't quit the cartel, the cartel quits you

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:07, archived)
Nice that they tidied up afterwards though

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:08, archived)
Should have put in the food recycling bins though
that'd have been more environmentally friendly
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:09, archived)
What could be more environmentally friendly than removing a few humans from an overcrowded planet?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:10, archived)
Alright Mr Putin

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:23, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:31, archived)
Putting the body parts in compostable bin bags?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:35, archived)
I can see you've actually thought about this, so I'll concede here.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:42, archived)
Good news for queef tho
means there are a few jobs going in a call centre, and they probably don't mind if you smoke a bit of weed, I'd have thought.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:36, archived)
yesssss

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 14:53, archived)
Quote Monty Python's cheese shop sketch to the interviewer
That will impress them
And remember the tricycle
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 15:33, archived)
I smashed it, the guy thought I was great, because I fucking am.
Meeting the MD next week and will do a day's work as a trial to see how I get on/if I like it. Feeling pretty good right about now, ngl
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:16, archived)
by which I mean the air quality here isn't too bad at the mo

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:17, archived)
Good stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:24, archived)
they seem like a well-run business, they've found a winning format, it would appear
my plan is basically industrial espionage, so I can learn the ropes and ultimately start something of my own
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:28, archived)
I approve of this plan

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:59, archived)
Is it the cheese job?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:33, archived)
nah Sicilian pastries (they are cannoli specialists)
not my favourite things to eat but it's still Italian grub so all good. He asked me what I know about cannoli, which fortunately is rather a lot. I think that sealed the deal. That and my massive wang, obv.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:47, archived)
Wang chung? Dancehall baby

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 17:17, archived)
so far so good, but it'll all come down to your chemistry with Holly in the screen test.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 18:00, archived)
A mix of celebrity interviews, entertainment news, current affairs discussions, sports competitions, health columns, cooking tips, and beatboxing in the nude.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 18:07, archived)
and my axe

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 20:57, archived)
her mouth reminds me of Jack Nicholson's Joker
not in a good way
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 18:27, archived)
I should be leaving for work

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:25, archived)
The Sopranus

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:32, archived)
Guntsmellas

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:48, archived)
The Knobfather

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 16:48, archived)
Carlito's Gay

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 17:25, archived)
Nonce a Bum a Time in Nude Pork

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 18:24, archived)