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Alright Cunts.
Hot innit.

Bring on those thunderstorms wash the mancs away
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 10:47, archived)
Fuck off you retard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 11:05, archived)
We had a thunderstorm last night
It's still hotter than Satan's ballbag
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 11:12, archived)
He does maintain a well shorn scrotum, Lucifer

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 11:31, archived)
It's breathtaking

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 11:41, archived)
It's very hot in hell, singe the pubes right off you

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 13:49, archived)
Dante describes the central 9th circle of hell as being frozen
so most places on Earth are hotter than hell.

Satan himself is trapped by ice up to his waist, so most things on Earth are considerably hotter than the devil's ballbag.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 14:46, archived)
arseboon dilbaro, for example

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 16:07, archived)
Semen Khaidenko, surely.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 17:19, archived)
Yeah right Dante you knobber
Screenshot or gtfo
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 16:09, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dante%27s_Satan#/media/File:DVinfernoLuciferKingOfHell_m.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 16:17, archived)
Oh, it's a thing?
I assumed it was about Roger Waters being a fucking stupid fucking tankie cunt.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 18:05, archived)
Pink Floyd is nearly always the furthest thing from my mind.
I've Got A Bike is alright.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 19:09, archived)
No thunderstorms here, you scouse wanker

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 11 Jun 2023, 11:19, archived)
We had one but it was a bit disappointing, hardly saw any lightning and rain wasn't particularly impressive
I blame the government / global warming / lazy youth of today
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 13:50, archived)
Failing Biden's weather
What a joke
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 13:52, archived)
Complete failure to deal with the recent canadian smoke attack, canadia needs to be made to pay

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 13:58, archived)
How high should the wall be so that air doesn't cross it?

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 14:09, archived)
The Kármán line is at 100km/62miles
if you build the wall 10 miles thick you could build a lot of living space inside it, which would be nice. You could also build a spaceport on top.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 14:33, archived)
Alright Mohammed bin Salman

(Martin Anus, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 14:44, archived)
حسنًا

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 15:52, archived)
How thick is wall?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 11 Jun 2023, 16:19, archived)
I had to look this up.
I like most of the comedians involved but I could never get into Peep Show. All that staring down the camera just irritated me.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 17:24, archived)
Yeah man, but it's a dry heat.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 12:11, archived)
Knock it off, Hudson

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 12:37, archived)
Man, this floor is boiling.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 12:50, archived)
Fry half a city with this weather.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 12:51, archived)
Whadda ya want me to do, fetch your slippers for you?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 13:24, archived)
I don't like this thread

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 13:14, archived)
Too brown
*Klaxon*
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 13:43, archived)
I don't think we should have to apologize for not liking it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 13:45, archived)
I'm not the only one

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 13:43, archived)
Perhaps someday you'll join /links
And your worldview, right-wing will become
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 16:11, archived)
I hear they have some good threads on /links these days

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 13:48, archived)
It's tempting but no, I mean I can be bit of a cunt, but they're intimidatingly good at it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 13:52, archived)
I am deeply offended by this

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 13:41, archived)
I don't like it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jun 2023, 13:42, archived)
Might start a gaz petition to get you forcibly relocated to /links

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 11 Jun 2023, 13:55, archived)