Cocksplat a hen, it's 11:10!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:10, archived)

Mangle your peen, it's 11:14

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:14, archived)

Ooh, flat

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:35, archived)

Defecate on a whore, it is 12:04.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 12:04, archived)

You'd best send mongychops a gaz, he knows about this sort of thing.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 12 Jun 2023, 12:46, archived)

Rip moser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 13:08, archived)

It's a shit business

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 14:39, archived)

WANKER

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:17, archived)

ARSEHOLE

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:35, archived)

Alright Keith Floyd

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:23, archived)

Got a corkscrew?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:35, archived)

+ it's 11:42

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:42, archived)

A glass more? It's 11:44!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:44, archived)

12:24 another Piat D'Or

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 12:23, archived)

Lindup and crew, it's 'leven 42!

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:41, archived)

I arrived too early

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:42, archived)

<s>Lindup</s> Mark King

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:43, archived)

Saw them live, he had a fretboard filled with LEDs for when the lights dimmed
What a wanker
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:46, archived)

Doesn't Squarepusher have a bass with a modified fretboard for triggering effects or something?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:48, archived)

Might do now
Last time I saw him it was all done with pedals and triggers on a laptop
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:55, archived)

and magnets. Fucking, shitty magnets.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 12:16, archived)

13:25, magnetic bee hive

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 13:25, archived)

poo-pusher, more like

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 17:28, archived)

youtube.com/watch?v=7KGRZuWXVhA&feature=share9
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 17:45, archived)

Eleven 47
I have decided to pull a sickie
Fuck 'em
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:49, archived)

Aren't you forbidden from initiating a sexual relationship with a patient?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:51, archived)

heh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 11:52, archived)

Fill up your sock, it's twelve o' clock!

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 12:00, archived)

Do something obscene with an aardvark's spleen, it's 7:17
-7: +12:
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 12:17, archived)

Tracks are interrupted by jarring samples of MCs imploring crowds to make some noise, robot voices announcing the producer’s name, the sound of guns reloading and cries of “smoke ’em!”.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 13:00, archived)

Terrible bullying of Queef. :(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 12 Jun 2023, 13:14, archived)

Good to hear that Cliff Richard is moving with the times

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 13:28, archived)

13:30 - Cliff gets DIRTY

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 13:30, archived)

1:36, wired for dicks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 13:36, archived)

0/7 Holographic Mayall

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 13:37, archived)

It's 13:06, with a mouthful of dicks!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 12 Jun 2023, 13:05, archived)

Drive social media engagement for your brand with a picture where you know full fucking well the comment section will become an utter shitstorm within seconds.
m.facebook.com/story.php/?story_fbid=pfbid04T8LFCWCvso1xdSaoRbZC9LXwvioaeNqnWKgJNEVzmZ4M9ATvXfiUzN28AgpJYuZl&id=100064620251962
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 13:45, archived)

Is this financial abuse?
Exploiting unwilling members of the public with severe mental health issues, to generate revenue for your website.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 13:53, archived)

b3ta

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 13:53, archived)

-financial abuse? +a workable business model?
Yes, yes it is.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 14:31, archived)

Is it possible, as ancient astronaut theorists believe, that aliens +

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 14:57, archived)

+ asks Elon Musk, owner of Twitter

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 16:26, archived)

AH FUCK IT, BONUS FESSHOLE
"I manage a girl's football team. They're not
very good and I don't get paid. But I have more
enthusiasm for this bunch of shambolic
13-year-olds than anything I've done in my
entire life. I am a benign dictator in my own
small universe."

What is the point of this anecdote, other than an attempt to justify an enthusiasm for 13 year-old girls?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 12 Jun 2023, 15:47, archived)

/links is over there mate ----->

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 12 Jun 2023, 16:12, archived)

A lot of people think "confession" means "heartwarming anecdote that makes me look cool"

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 12 Jun 2023, 22:12, archived)

and they're still catastrophically wrong in every respect

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 9:12, archived)