Does anyone need to borrow my shoes?

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 17:37, archived)

No thanks mate

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 13 Jun 2023, 17:39, archived)

Fuck You
Borrow Rubish Boots
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 13 Jun 2023, 17:45, archived)

How's is it you's am knowin my's a rube?

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 18:54, archived)

Your mum
(I am)
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 13 Jun 2023, 19:05, archived)

Alright Jar Jar Binks

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 13 Jun 2023, 19:26, archived)

Bit racist m8
Just saying
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 18:25, archived)

Gay slang?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 18:41, archived)

Don't mind if I do!

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 18:55, archived)

I think it's something to do with simultaneously pooing in each other's mouths.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 13 Jun 2023, 18:59, archived)

How is that even possible

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 19:16, archived)

Pls don't gaz photos of it

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 19:17, archived)

I'm imagining a 69-type position, aided by tubes.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 13 Jun 2023, 19:27, archived)

£47.99, just saying
stock.adobe.com/uk/images/open-mouth-side-view-one-line-drawing-on-white-isolated-background/506464179
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 19:40, archived)

Sure, here are some images for "What if porn was made on an Etch-A-Sketch?"

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 19:41, archived)

Neck sounds.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 20:04, archived)

Why would you need tubular aids?
Bunch of sexwrongs on this board.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 20:08, archived)

Lol aids

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 13 Jun 2023, 20:11, archived)

There's a pharmacy near me with a sign in the window advertising various wares, including "DISABLED AIDS."
I guess they mean hearing aids, walking sticks and stuff, but it always makes think of a couple of ten-year-old boys insulting each other with lines like "You've got Aids", "Yeah well you're disabled", "Oh yeah? Well you've got *disabled Aids*!"
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 13 Jun 2023, 21:02, archived)

Those kids would fit in well here

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 13 Jun 2023, 21:27, archived)

* PAEDO ALERT *

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 13 Jun 2023, 21:27, archived)

Pointing at your arse again?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 21:46, archived)

Sure
As long as you don't mind them coming back to you filled with a honking shite
( $$ ✅, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 18:44, archived)

Is there any money in it?

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 18:57, archived)

A one pound coin

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 19:24, archived)

We seriously need to find this dog.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 20:05, archived)

I doubt that it is spontaneously creating new currency, chances are you will need to feed it

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 20:36, archived)

Not if it's Liz Truss and Kwasi Kwarteng's dog

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 21:22, archived)

Even if it costs 99p to feed it that's still profit.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 21:37, archived)

^Happy to rummage in shit every day for 1p

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 21:45, archived)

As I understand it the pound coins stick out quite prominently.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 22:36, archived)

You all appear to be assuming that the dog shits >1x/day.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 13 Jun 2023, 22:55, archived)