My daughter asked me why belly button fluff is always blue
Thoughts?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 18:55, archived)

your kid is colorblind

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 19:00, archived)

Sutter Cane wrote it that way

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 19:03, archived)

Baby, baby, when I look at you
I get a warm feeling inside
There's something 'bout the things you do
That keeps me satisfied
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 19:19, archived)

We've all gone mad in a m-m-mouth train

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 19:32, archived)

Sutter Cane, Sutter Cane, I got a feel for you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 22:46, archived)

Sut sut sut sut sutter cane, sutter cane from l'oriel

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 0:36, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 19:17, archived)

there's kids in this thread
His daughter might see this
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 19:20, archived)

The eldest has seen b3ta
She wasn't impressed
I'd rather the youngest didn't tbh
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 19:25, archived)

HIS DAUGHTER

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 19:30, archived)

Cor!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 19:58, archived)

HIS! DAUGHTER!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 22:43, archived)

HIS ASS

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 22:54, archived)

HIS! DAUGHTER! AND! HIS! ASS!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 22:57, archived)

Tell her it's made from Smurf pubes

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 20:17, archived)

Papa Smurf
Creepy fucker!
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 20:58, archived)

Definitely had a bit of a Manson family vibe going on

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 21:40, archived)

Gargamelter skelter.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 22:16, archived)

why is your daughter digging around in your tummy hole?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 20:36, archived)

I told her if she unscrews it my legs will fall off
As a doctor I can confirm this is true
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 20:58, archived)

could be, dunno
not an expert
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 21:28, archived)

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 21:10, archived)

lol inbred

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 21:25, archived)

Because it's naval
Naval blue

Fucking lol, get me over here all funny and smug cunt
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 21:47, archived)

I appreciate this joke.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 22:17, archived)

da ba dee da ba di

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 21:58, archived)

christ you're a fucking prickhole

(piss and shit, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 22:02, archived)

You have blue jizz?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 22:45, archived)

Well you live and learn, forgot by tomorrow

( mongychops, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 0:19, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morgellons?wprov=sfti1
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jun 2023, 23:01, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8374193
( mongychops, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 0:20, archived)