4/7 "Not everyone is meant to Arseboon Dilbaro."
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-65915658
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 16:03, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 16:11, archived)

2/7 Didn't bother reading and pressed option 1 every time

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 16:14, archived)

Sooner or later this will work

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 16:15, archived)

2/7 by pressing 2 every time. Looks like 3 is the good one this news cycle.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 16:37, archived)

It always works

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 18:28, archived)

7/7 "I'm as shocked as everyone else"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 16:40, archived)

"If you expect disappointment, then you'll never get disappointed"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 16:43, archived)

Woah

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 18:40, archived)

This is genuinely what it says if you score 2 or less, which I achieved

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 18:55, archived)

7/7 RUNCORN
Fuck off
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 16:47, archived)

TD;FU

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 17:00, archived)

4/7 miscegenation hilarity

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jun 2023, 17:16, archived)

Up on the roof of Westminster Palace a naked ex-PM smears himself with jam.  One final pleasure in the abject misery of his self-knowledge.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 18:21, archived)

Lemon turd

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 18:32, archived)

Goosecookedandburied jam

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 18:34, archived)

Nodignityto preserve

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 18:36, archived)

Bullshit spread

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 18:37, archived)

It's called Bovril

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 19:53, archived)

Bovril is a drink
You're thinking of Marmite
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 20:23, archived)

Bovril is only a drink if you drink it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 21:25, archived)

I do

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 22:01, archived)

You mustn't

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 23:11, archived)

Bullocks

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 21:55, archived)

4/7

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 18:45, archived)

12/7
I am above the law
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 16 Jun 2023, 21:14, archived)