Afternoon.
I'm in an old people's home visiting the MIL. Lunch was a section of sausage roll with gravy, 3 boiled potatoes and tinned carrots.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 14:30, archived)

On the menu it was referred to as a 'meat plait'.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 14:31, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 14:33, archived)

Standard.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 14:38, archived)

you, you mean

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 14:43, archived)

You're not supposed to eat their lunch, they're paying about £1000 a week for that shit.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 15:08, archived)

The food really is shit, christ knows what the profit margins are.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 15:16, archived)

They're upsetting places aren't they.
Assisted suicide is legal here now, guns are very easy to get, I consider those better options.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 15:12, archived)

Would rather drink myself to death if this was the prospect frankly.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 15:15, archived)

I nearly did, not sure I'd recommend it

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 15:58, archived)

Fair enough. How much did you drink?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 16:29, archived)

Not fucking enough.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 16:31, archived)

Funniest thing you've ever posted

( mongychops, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 18:26, archived)

agreed, it's a low bar though

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 19:46, archived)

Agreed

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 20:38, archived)

He drank himself to dea

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 21:11, archived)

Alco Hola

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 21:16, archived)

Please stop wishing death on people

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 17:29, archived)

yeah, that's brb's job

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 19:45, archived)

God I hate bandwagoners

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 18 Jun 2023, 16:26, archived)

I worked in one for a year. Fucking terrifying places.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 18:43, archived)

strikey wanked

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 19:45, archived)

Those places smell of cabbage and piss

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 15:18, archived)

Smell's not too bad here. It's a care home where everyone gets basically a little flat rather than a room. Still incredibly depressing.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 15:28, archived)

No boiled goose?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 15:57, archived)

+F

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 16:30, archived)

FUCK OFF RETARD

(sticklebricks, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 16:36, archived)

Spunky

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 16:59, archived)

Second funniest thing you've ever posted

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 17 Jun 2023, 20:39, archived)