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Just been quoted £550 to fix the brakes on my crappy old Honda Civic
fuck that. Gonna go at it with some WD40 and a hammer because penetrating oil+brakes=LOL!

What doesn't add up for you?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 10:48, archived)
Can't you just get the supermodel to pay?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 11:14, archived)
+ in Class A drugs, presumably.
Sorry, of course I mean MASSIVE DRUGS
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 11:17, archived)
you cannot write "MASSIVE" without
"ASS" lol
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 12:18, archived)
And you can't say 'speakertube' without saying 'Pikachu.'

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 20 Jun 2023, 12:22, archived)

And you can't say fizzy water without singing it like dizzy rascal immediately afterwards.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 13:12, archived)
I don't think I've ever done that, and I don't think I'm going to start now even after reading this post.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 13:24, archived)
A sensible policy.

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 13:44, archived)
What's the class that's better than A? I want some of those.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 12:41, archived)
A Star

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 12:48, archived)
Why are drugs so fucking shit?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 13:15, archived)
^can't get good drugs

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 20 Jun 2023, 13:19, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 20:40, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 13:57, archived)
You've spent too much time handing out bad ones to people who have gone wrong, it's affected your judgement

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 20:49, archived)
Are you sure? What about A star star?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 20:41, archived)
What about if there's a skull and crossbones on the baggie?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 20:42, archived)
Your dealer is Wednesday Addams

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 21:08, archived)
They're all called Bud Tender. I go to a shop now Smash, weed-seller is a low-wage retail position.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 3:26, archived)
Sounds a bit 'woke' to me, it'll probably turn you gay

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 8:11, archived)
Let me set your mind at rest -- as ever, at the end of the chain are a few very rich individuals, happily getting much richer.
For instance, almost all dispensaries here stock the same few brands, and almost all of those brands share noticeable similarities. So it looks to me like someone's already got the supply to the whole State pretty much sewn up. It's worth literally billions of dollars.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 19:22, archived)
My phone
The calculator doesn't work
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 11:20, archived)
Damn you

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 11:21, archived)
Too slow, chicken marengo

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 12:06, archived)
That’s made me hungry now

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 12:13, archived)
Today's fish is trout à la crème

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 12:57, archived)
Enjoy your meal

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 12:59, archived)
I will!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 13:18, archived)
A broken calculator

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 11:21, archived)
YOU FUCKING STUPID FUCKING CUNT

(sticklebricks, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 11:59, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8374018
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 12:14, archived)
Sorry mate, I'm not really into Space Marines.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 20 Jun 2023, 12:21, archived)
I bet you are really.

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 13:14, archived)
SSSHHHH!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 20 Jun 2023, 13:19, archived)
Space Marines made me quit google.
Long story short: if you're buying something cringe, use cash.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 14:07, archived)
Targeted advertising lols

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 14:26, archived)

The quit Scars? Or the quit Lords? Or possibly the Imperial quits?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 22:19, archived)