Can't you just get the supermodel to pay?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 11:14, archived)

+ in Class A drugs, presumably.
Sorry, of course I mean MASSIVE DRUGS
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 11:17, archived)

you cannot write "MASSIVE" without
"ASS" lol
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 12:18, archived)

And you can't say 'speakertube' without saying 'Pikachu.'

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 20 Jun 2023, 12:22, archived)

And you can't say fizzy water without singing it like dizzy rascal immediately afterwards.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 13:12, archived)

I don't think I've ever done that, and I don't think I'm going to start now even after reading this post.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 13:24, archived)

A sensible policy.

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 13:44, archived)

What's the class that's better than A? I want some of those.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 12:41, archived)

A Star

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 12:48, archived)

Why are drugs so fucking shit?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 13:15, archived)

^can't get good drugs

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 20 Jun 2023, 13:19, archived)

lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 20:40, archived)

lol

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 13:57, archived)

You've spent too much time handing out bad ones to people who have gone wrong, it's affected your judgement

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 20:49, archived)

Are you sure? What about A star star?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 20:41, archived)

What about if there's a skull and crossbones on the baggie?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 20:42, archived)

Your dealer is Wednesday Addams

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 21:08, archived)

They're all called Bud Tender. I go to a shop now Smash, weed-seller is a low-wage retail position.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 3:26, archived)

Sounds a bit 'woke' to me, it'll probably turn you gay

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 8:11, archived)

Let me set your mind at rest -- as ever, at the end of the chain are a few very rich individuals, happily getting much richer.
For instance, almost all dispensaries here stock the same few brands, and almost all of those brands share noticeable similarities. So it looks to me like someone's already got the supply to the whole State pretty much sewn up. It's worth literally billions of dollars.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 19:22, archived)