Found out last night that one of my uni classmates has died doing a triathlon.
We weren't friends or anything, but it's unsettling when one of your peers dies unexpectedly.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:16, archived)

/bumped off by Big Pharma because she knew too much, obviously

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:17, archived)

A guy from my year at school dropped down dead after doing the great north run or something, can only have been in his early 20s.
Pretty fucked up and pretty unsettling.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:36, archived)

were you the teacher?

(piss and shit, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:45, archived)

No. Were you the preachy dull cunt on beeter?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:46, archived)

you dropped your handbag dearie

(piss and shit, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 12:06, archived)

oh you're brb

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 16:18, archived)

there's no fucking need for that!

(piss and shit, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 16:44, archived)

kill them all, god will know his own

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 20:02, archived)

Fucking stupid fucking cunt shouldn't have done the great North run should he

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:46, archived)

It was something like that. May not have been the actual. GNR.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:47, archived)

He didn't even do the real thing? Fucking stupid dead cunt.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:47, archived)

Just checked, it was a half marathon and he collapsed and died from a heat-induced stroke.
And he was early 30s!

I really must stop lying about this stuff!
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:50, archived)

I'm having a heat-induced stroke as I type this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 12:20, archived)

Val Kilmer with a man-bun, phwoar

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 12:22, archived)

Turtle power!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 13:46, archived)

All those wankers on this website
posting "turtle power"
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 14:24, archived)

oh dear

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 16:20, archived)

Deep Heat in the palm and then a quick wank?

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 14:26, archived)

with a very long cool-down period

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 16:20, archived)

Did he play on 'Chinese Democracy'?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:50, archived)

Yep.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:50, archived)

the fucking stupid fucking cunt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:53, archived)

At least he didn't put a fucking bucket on his fucking head

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 12:28, archived)

another uni classmate of mine died in a cliff fall when he was in his late 20s,
he was apparently an experienced climbing instructor but a rock just gave way under his foot and that was that.

Big Pharma again, clearly.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 11:55, archived)

Rock climbers are Cunts

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 12:32, archived)

Are you still here?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 12:36, archived)

Yes mate thanks for asking. Hope you are well.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 13:06, archived)

Fucking hell, 'Thompson Richmond' off of Wikipedia is a bit obsessed.
"I must update this page before rigor mortis sets in!"
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 12:49, archived)

I bet he goes to triathlons and kills a few participants just so he can update the list

( $$ ✅, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 13:02, archived)

DIE-athlons, he calls them!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 13:35, archived)

Yeah, you wouldn’t catch anyone here immediately posting on Off Topic when someone dies

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 13:03, archived)

Celebrities don't count, they're not real.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 1 Aug 2023, 13:28, archived)