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Think we've just caught a student cheating
she's retaking an exam and my colleague thinks she saw her taking some notes from under her jacket.

What would you do?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:16, archived)
Let her
She's setting herself up for a major fall later in life. She can learn the hard way.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:18, archived)
If it was just me... maybe
but my colleague came to me so no way can two of us pretend we didn't see anything.

Zero tolerance policy to cheating here.

I think she's Chinese so they'll probably shoot her when she gets home.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:54, archived)
if you call her out on it, she'll probably just slope off

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:02, archived)
WEEOO, WEEOO

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:02, archived)
If it's that obvious then other students would likely have seen it, too
Definitely best to escalate the matter in that case.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:08, archived)
Well she's resitting an exam so in one of the offices off ours
we were keeping an eye on her. I think it was probably desperation that drove her to it.

Anyway. She's fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:27, archived)
I think you may have found the chink in her armour

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:44, archived)
Actual lol!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 16:24, archived)
Today, right now, I'd look the other way I think, because I don't know everything.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:19, archived)
She fucking lost it when we confronted her
big old panic attack.

Now I know she's cheating I'm inclined to think it's all a big put-on.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:56, archived)
What happens now?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:34, archived)
This is the worst episode of Columbo ever

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 19:24, archived)
A panic attack is just what you need
to generate enough sweat to clean off the writing on your arms.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:48, archived)
It'd be of absolutely no use to you if you need to eat a load of paper though.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:53, archived)
Is she fit?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:21, archived)
YDOBPD

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:22, archived)
I'm not sure this line of thinking is all that relevant with garold.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:35, archived)
Gayer?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:41, archived)
'Ooooh, I'm not sure this line of thinking is all that relevant with garold, duckie'

how's that?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:54, archived)
I can't reply to you with this enormous dick in my mouth

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:18, archived)
^How to succeed
that's. the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:38, archived)
Conventionally attractive people are often aesthetically pleasing regardless of gender

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:44, archived)
not men, obviously

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:51, archived)
Yeah, that'd be well gay, you massive gaymo!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 1 Sep 2023, 16:55, archived)
+ver, dude! Gaymover!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 19:30, archived)
If she's fit then let her get away with it.
If she's a minger then expel her.
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:24, archived)
It's Lucy Letby all over again
but with less infanticide.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 18:01, archived)
a poo, and then get an erection
#standard
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:27, archived)
Better in that order
lessens the risk of entanglement with the toilet seat
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:56, archived)
who said anything about a toilet

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:01, archived)
Well if it's a glass coffee talbe
I'll just call you UNA STUBBS!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:27, archived)
#OldSkool

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 16:25, archived)
eating is cheating

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:47, archived)
ah, a fellow breatharian! how long have you i'm sorry i have to go now my organs are failing

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:50, archived)
Haven't eaten anything since 2009

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 14:54, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:45, archived)
My friend cheated his way on to a graduate scheme and now earns big bucks
jus sayin'
(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:06, archived)
Is his name 'Gary Cranley'?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:08, archived)
he's too cool for me

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:10, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m3qOD-hhrQ&ab_channel=lesperseguides2
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 15:48, archived)
I know it may be a bit dodgy to share, but here's the CCTV footage of it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7Aot4Wr-Yo
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 16:26, archived)
"may be"
"a bit"

fucking hell
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 16:30, archived)
lol

(Bou-, Fri 1 Sep 2023, 16:37, archived)