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I play a game called Clash of Clans
I nearly wrote Clash of Clams.

What games do you play?
(Bou-, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 13:00, archived)
I play a game of “fuck off”
You can go first
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 13:04, archived)
You're just upset that your "least liked" crown has been stolen back.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 13:17, archived)
Swings and roundabouts mate

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 13:32, archived)
Are we still doing this Dave?

(Bou-, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 13:51, archived)
Between the two of them, Miserycunt and brb, it's a very crowded field.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 3 Sep 2023, 14:48, archived)
Poor dozer, tries so hard, but in the end it never seems to matter

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 15:13, archived)
Poor lad
Imagine even being shit at being shit
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 15:44, archived)
I don't even have to

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 15:56, archived)
If something comes easily to you it's tempting to undervalue it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 16:18, archived)
Premature ejaculation support group, no touching

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 16:29, archived)
it couldn't come at a worse moment

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 17:38, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 15:48, archived)
Not including yourself?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 16:54, archived)
No, I've always been broadly popular here.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 3 Sep 2023, 17:22, archived)
You fucking cunt

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 17:46, archived)
I will

(Bou-, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 13:52, archived)
spot the beaker

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 13:04, archived)
you any good?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 13:36, archived)
10/10, gnome with a hardon

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 16:14, archived)
Bravo!

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 19:21, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8382941

It's like Snakes and Ladders but more whiffy
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 13:13, archived)
Solitaire, mostly
Sometimes ocarina of time and occasionally monopoly, if the kids are visiting
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 13:56, archived)
My sister plays solitaire all the time
I love Monopoly- do you play online or with a board?
(Bou-, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 13:59, archived)
with a board
I play with my nephews, they actually beat me sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 14:29, archived)
Love it
Hahahaha
(Bou-, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 18:22, archived)
Pong

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 14:07, archived)
my helmit, I mean

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 14:07, archived)
Clash of the glans

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 14:16, archived)
KSP, Civ, SWGOH, Redactle, BBC News Quiz.
If someone needs help finishing their crossword I'll do them too.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 15:39, archived)
The current Cyclops in Private Eye has got me stumped on a few clues.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 3 Sep 2023, 19:25, archived)
The PE crossword is fucking impossible
if you read the clues. My best success comes from just trying to fit swearwords in at random.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 19:42, archived)
It is often very sweary, true.
I find it oddly varies between fairly doable and so obscure that I sometimes have trouble seeing how a clue is meant to work even when looking at the solution in the following issue.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 3 Sep 2023, 19:52, archived)
The clues are like
'Dicking fucker fucks fucking dickers' and somehow the answer is George Galloway or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 19:56, archived)
That one's pretty obvious though, when you think about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 3 Sep 2023, 20:02, archived)
Gash of nans

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 15:42, archived)
Slash of Clams

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Sep 2023, 15:46, archived)