It is late afternoon.
I have put Beethoven on.
It is foolish to impute pain
to the intense sky
but that is what I have done.
And I will impute bollocks
to the appearing moon.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 15:36, archived)

Deep, man.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 22 Sep 2023, 15:49, archived)

I suggest Mussorgsky's Night on Bald Mountain

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 15:54, archived)

It's stubbly in the morning tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 17:15, archived)

-u -tain +key

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 19:17, archived)

Mussorgsky JMG
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 22 Sep 2023, 19:25, archived)

You could get that calligraphically enscripted on a scroll

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 15:56, archived)

Then you could shove it up your ass

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 15:58, archived)

Is this a suggestion or a request?

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 17:08, archived)

what's the difference between a suggestion and a request?
Specifically, is one of them more likely to end up poking rudely out of his hiney?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 17:12, archived)

I don't know
maybe a sweetly worded suggestion beats a rude request
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 17:29, archived)

Thinking about it, it's more of a suggestion really, I just want people to be happy.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 17:31, archived)

you're like a mirror universe brb

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 21:01, archived)

Hey now
I also want to maximise happiness. We just have different methods.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 21:15, archived)

how effective do you think your methods are for everyone else?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 21:40, archived)

Like everyone everywhere ever?
It's a hard question even to define. Interpersonal interactions may have negligible effects superficially, but could have profound effects in many unseen ways. My methods are not unique and could be qualified/quantified in a variety of wide reaching and comprehensive sociological/anthropological studies (if sufficiently well defined and correctly identified, obviously). I'd confidently predict that my methods are more effective going forward in time, as opposed to going backwards (what with macro-universal laws of causality), but I'd humbly predict that anything I'm personally/individually responsible for is entirely negligible when considering the totality of space and time.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 23:27, archived)

brbard

(Bou-, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 16:09, archived)

Nothing like a John Hughes movie to lift the spirits

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 17:01, archived)