I got a tortilla/chapati press delivered this morningso now I'm making enchiladas for dinner with home made tortillas. already made a fucking superb sauce using chipotle, ancho, pascabel and guajillo chillies (and a bit of cocoa). I even have proper Mexican oregano which I acquired on the 'dark web'.
for I am, you see, a *colossal* food ponce.
*well, eBay, but I did order it at night
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 15:34,
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There are sometimes thicker stems in with the leaves of mex oregano, it's best to remove them, they don't ever break down and they're unpleasant to eatI sometimes add a pinch to black beans, near the end of the cooking time, it enhances the earthiness of the sauce
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 15:39,
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noted, tayou can't buy it in normal shops here so I've never had it before as I have yet to make it to Mexico, I am informed that it's markedly different from the European stuff so I wanted to get some to see if I can tell the difference.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 16:17,
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Planning a session of MASSIVE DRUGS this eve, so I'll be having a boring and light dinner of bread and cheese and stuff.However, equally MASSIVE sirloin steaks have been procured for tomorrow's dinner, which will be coated in home-made wild mushroom steak rub.
*food ponce hi-5's*
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 22 Sep 2023, 15:52,
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I'm more interested in this evening's menu?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 15:54,
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an 8 course tasting menu of different free range rare breed billys, served in his fucking japper(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 16:19,
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oh man Total Confusion was a fucking tune(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 18:00,
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Champers, MDMA and hash, with single malt and valium for afters.(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 22 Sep 2023, 17:33,
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if you aren't dry brining them AS WE SPEAK I'm afraid we will have to have a chat about your food ponce licensealso you'd better be reverse searing those mo'fuckahs (as long as they are more than an inch thick) or as again, see above
also also, a bit of activated charcoal in your rub make a steak look fantastic (but does nowt for flavour tbh but you know, eat with your eyes and all that)
www.bigoven.com/recipe/black-magic-dust/2741733
best food website ever for nerds esp sciencey ones like your good self
www.seriouseats.com/how-to-dry-brine
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 16:46,
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I'll 'dry-brine' you in a minute, sonny Jim!(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 22 Sep 2023, 19:15,
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I've been meaning to get one of those for ages (
Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 15:54,
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not as easy to use as I hoped, will need some practice but have already graduated from 'bin' to 'edible' so that's a starthaving to make flour tortillas rather than corn which may explain my issues, I've found a Mexican grocers near Euston though so next time I'm in tine I will head there, fuck paying £6.99 delivery on a kilo of fucking flour
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 16:44,
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I am quietly confident it will be, but you never know eh(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 16:49,
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Are you using willies... ... cocoa?
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 17:00,
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Shove it up your arse and fart it out of your cock.Does sound good though.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 17:04,
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I'm on my own tonight, other half is going out with some old friendsSo it's a home-made improvised pan-Asian turkey stir-fry. Birds eye chillis, ginger, garlic, onion, yellow pepper, soy sauce, fish sauce, rice wine vinegar, klaxon lime leaves, noodles, and - in a mad scientist may-or-may-not work flash of inspiration - a spoonful of marmalade.
I enjoy just making stuff up with what's in the kitchen, problem is I never remember what I did when it works really well.
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Sounds very much like my approach to prescribing(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 19:17,
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I added some szechuan peppercorns at the last minute,hope you prescribe them as an effective oral anaesthetic
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that's not what they do to me, numbness would be a mercy(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Sep 2023, 1:53,
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You correctly identified the mystery ingredient.Quite pleased with how it turned out actually, might ask rob if he wants to do a b3ta cookbook so he can milk us for more revenue
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I'm going to have the shit I spunked out my helmit earlier, on toast, maybe with some baked beans(
broadsword, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 18:50,
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It is late afternoon.I have put Beethoven on.
It is foolish to impute pain
to the intense sky
but that is what I have done.
And I will impute bollocks
to the appearing moon.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 15:36,
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I suggest Mussorgsky's Night on Bald Mountain (
Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 15:54,
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You could get that calligraphically enscripted on a scroll(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 15:56,
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Is this a suggestion or a request? (
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 17:08,
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what's the difference between a suggestion and a request?Specifically, is one of them more likely to end up poking rudely out of his hiney?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 17:12,
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I don't know maybe a sweetly worded suggestion beats a rude request
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 17:29,
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Thinking about it, it's more of a suggestion really, I just want people to be happy. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 17:31,
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Hey nowI also want to maximise happiness. We just have different methods.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 21:15,
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Like everyone everywhere ever?It's a hard question even to define. Interpersonal interactions may have negligible effects superficially, but could have profound effects in many unseen ways. My methods are not unique and could be qualified/quantified in a variety of wide reaching and comprehensive sociological/anthropological studies (if sufficiently well defined and correctly identified, obviously). I'd confidently predict that my methods are more effective going forward in time, as opposed to going backwards (what with macro-universal laws of causality), but I'd humbly predict that anything I'm personally/individually responsible for is entirely negligible when considering the totality of space and time.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 23:27,
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Nothing like a John Hughes movie to lift the spirits (
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 17:01,
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I went all Haysi Fantayzee earlier, nearly blew me socks off(
broadsword, Fri 22 Sep 2023, 23:10,
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