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Pushing that fucking retard down the board

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 9:42, archived)
How's Monday's bollocks?
Happy?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 10:06, archived)
Ecstatic

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 10:25, archived)
My bum is numb from sitting on this hard chair all day

(Bou-, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 11:43, archived)
Try a cushion
@expert advice
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 12:00, archived)
I have a cushion
Still...
(Bou-, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 13:35, archived)
A bigger one with more padding?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 13:58, archived)
I have a big fat bum too
But you can't sit in one spot for ages and not get sore

Thank you for your suggestions
(Bou-, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 15:16, archived)
stand up every so often

(piss and shit, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 17:49, archived)
*farts*

(Bou-, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 19:12, archived)
OK

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 11:49, archived)
Afternoon almost

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 12:00, archived)
Twelve seventeen, punch in the spleen

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 12:17, archived)

punch in the spleen, perfect for Russell Brand’s peen
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 12:28, archived)
Which means I have to think about going to work
And I really don't want to
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 12:31, archived)
America, America, God shed his grace on thee

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 13:34, archived)
Syncubus been around here recently?

(Bou-, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 13:43, archived)
That's a very old name. I remember him mainly from /board, one of those strange people who's convinced everyone needs to see their funny little peen.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 13:57, archived)
I'm told that he spends a lot of time on Facebook posting self-aggrandising lies about his personal exploits
which, if they were in any way true, would make Russell Brand look like Mother Teresa.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 14:07, archived)
I think he was banned from here because of me
We developed a friendship and he came to see me in South Africa. We're not talking anymore because we had a huge fight.
(Bou-, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 15:21, archived)
From everything I've heard, he sounds like a walking red flag.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 16:02, archived)
He has a good side
As do we all
(Bou-, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 18:26, archived)
[citation needed]

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 19:09, archived)
I'm not going to slag off an old friend on here
That would be tacky
(Bou-, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 19:14, archived)
🤔

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 17:37, archived)
From hell's heart, I stab at thee; for hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 14:17, archived)
Right, right. Wanna buy a weapons system?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 14:36, archived)
Job interview in 20 mins wish me luck Cucks

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 14:36, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8385094
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 14:38, archived)
Shit on the desk to assert your dominance

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 14:38, archived)
It would be my own desk though

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 14:40, archived)
EXACTLY

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 14:40, archived)
Precisely why you need to assert dominance

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 14:57, archived)
Have a power pose with that

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 14:40, archived)
Have you considered the billy/japper thing?
And the bumhole/Ecstasy thing also?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 15:06, archived)
I start on Monday. Get fucked

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 15:30, archived)
Customer relations?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 15:58, archived)
Fuck off

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 16:08, archived)
-t +h

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 16:22, archived)
starh
/monstermunch
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 19:08, archived)
Geh

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 20:04, archived)
Cash in hand potwash, nice!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 17:16, archived)
I couldn’t work with you dickhead

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 17:19, archived)
I'm long term unemployed m8

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 17:20, archived)
might extend my hs2 later

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 16:25, archived)
IBYM,YDOB

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 25 Sep 2023, 16:39, archived)
Phwoar check out the infrastructure on that

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 18:37, archived)
I have to apologise
I've come in over budget
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 18:47, archived)
https://www.scope.org.uk/donate/

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 17:53, archived)
360 no scope

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 17:55, archived)
nnnnnnnnNERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 25 Sep 2023, 20:49, archived)