Alright, virgins?
It's obnoxious Friday - Go!

No Nazi stuff, obvs.
Or at least keep it light.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 16:29, archived)

What did the Nazi say about the burning pile of Jewish books?
"Keep it 'light!"
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 16:35, archived)

Hello. I haven't seen you around here before.
I'm the infamous Bou
(Bou-, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 16:37, archived)

if you were really bou you would have

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 16:40, archived)

I really am Bou
Maybe it was during the times I was banned
(Bou-, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 16:44, archived)

to be fair those are quite wide brackets

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 16:45, archived)

Years

(Bou-, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 16:54, archived)

yeah. /talk was good back then.

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 18:15, archived)

Remember Flapjack he was funny and clever
And never bullied anyone
He was cool
(Bou-, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 18:19, archived)

no. i don't.

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 18:22, archived)

Mykeyboy? Amorous Badger? Wicca'd witch? Dr Shambolic
? Baldmonkey?
(Bou-, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 18:33, archived)

Glued eel is the only /talk poster worth remembering

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 18:46, archived)

Well what happened to him?

(Bou-, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 18:48, archived)

DEATH

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 19:17, archived)

I've met him a couple of times when I was living in the Netherlands.
He's cool. He's also ludicrously tall. Like, even by Dutch standards.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 29 Sep 2023, 18:31, archived)

A nice guy
Very witty
(Bou-, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 18:35, archived)

Mr. Tea. You would know
Why aren't these people around anymore?
Have they just drifted away or was there anything exciting?
(Bou-, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 18:40, archived)

Dead

( mongychops, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 18:41, archived)

No drama?
:(
(Bou-, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 18:46, archived)

I couldn't say, Bou.
I think most just got bored and moved on.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 29 Sep 2023, 19:39, archived)

To prison for fucking coon kids

( mongychops, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 21:36, archived)

Was it fuck

( mongychops, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 18:41, archived)

well, it was better. than death anyway.

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 20:01, archived)

Then you'll be getting your lunch money stolen
and your head down the toilet.

I run this place, and you'll tow the line or i'll go Rutherglen on you.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 16:41, archived)

you're going to by-election them?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 16:43, archived)

Yup
I leafleted the whole area and bribed the right people, allegedly.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 16:44, archived)

that must have set you back about three fiddy

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 20:03, archived)

What's Ruthergken
I know I know GOOGLE IT
(Bou-, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 16:45, archived)

It would have taken you less time than posting that ffs

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 16:46, archived)

Ok I'm none the wiser
It just says it's a town in Scotland

So now I'm guessing it's a rough town?
(Bou-, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 18:07, archived)

Worst Biggie Smalls tribute act ever

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 18:45, archived)

Challenge accepted

( mongychops, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 20:59, archived)

I'm at work
That's pretty obnoxious
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 16:37, archived)

You have my sympathies

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 16:42, archived)

for you or the people you're working with?

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 16:42, archived)

The offices are mostly empty when I get here

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 16:58, archived)

fuck me when did you get resurrected?

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 16:39, archived)

I had to swim back after they chucked me off the deck of an oil tanker for being awesome
It was grim.
Just fish and plastic to eat.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 16:42, archived)

oh. jap food.

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 16:43, archived)

I've had worse

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 16:48, archived)

little chef?

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 16:51, archived)

When I was young Little Chef was a treat. Can you imagine that? Jesus.
My dad would buy us the pancakes with berries on the way to Carlisle.

But, yeah.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 16:59, archived)

little chef and carlisle in one day?
fuck.
( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 17:02, archived)

Basically child abuse

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 17:09, archived)

keep it light

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 17:10, archived)

But, but, but,
Carlisle !
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 17:16, archived)

Pat Arrowsmith CNDead

( $$ ✅, Fri 29 Sep 2023, 20:50, archived)