sorry man
are these things hereditary? not to one up you (well, one down you) here but my best pal is having to have an open liver drain around his neck, and his gallbladder isn't working properly so he can't start chemo on his terminal liver, lung and lymph node cancer. we both turn 50 today :(((
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 10:14, archived)

at least he has no kids I suppose

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 10:15, archived)

Fucking hell, that's rough.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 10:22, archived)

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(piss and shit, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 10:29, archived)

thanks pal

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 10:42, archived)

Happy birthday

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 10:36, archived)

ta m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 10:41, archived)

Fucking hell.
that truly is shit.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 10:41, archived)

and he's in Aus so I can't even visit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 10:42, archived)

He's probably better off there than here given the state of the NHS, if that's any consolation.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 30 Sep 2023, 10:49, archived)

that's what he said when I asked if he was coming back after diagnosis
he's not going anywhere now anyway
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 11:21, archived)

Oh bums.
Well I hope you manage to have some fun today despite the shitty news.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 30 Sep 2023, 10:48, archived)

I'll certainly have fun
but with the odd twinge of premature survivor guilt
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 11:22, archived)

strikey ejeculation

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 11:22, archived)

I think that was on Donald Glover's list of potential stage names for his rap career before he settled on 'Childish Gambino.'

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 30 Sep 2023, 16:06, archived)

Well this sounds pretty hollow
But I hope there will be some happiness on your birthday today despite the circumstances. I'm so sorry.
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 11:18, archived)

thanks. bit of a bittersweet day tbh
I'm having an amazing holiday but keep having moments of 'ah fuck'.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 11:29, archived)

I know exactly how that feels
Huge hug
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 11:47, archived)

Happy birthday

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 12:26, archived)

fuck
Well, happy birthday to you and stunned, I suppose.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 13:14, archived)

Alright tangles

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 13:46, archived)

alright dozer

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 13:58, archived)

Happy Birthday
And thank you to your pal and garold's BIL for putting my gripes into perspective
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 30 Sep 2023, 13:58, archived)