KNOBWANK thread
alright knobwank's, you doing anything exciting this weekend? I'm working, might go for a Hyderbadi curry 2moz night. Might not. Haven't decided.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 14:55, archived)

In the 1990s, Butkus promoted the "Qwik-Cook Grill", a grill utilizing newspaper as its main fuel.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 15:04, archived)

KNOBWANK

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 15:50, archived)

Bit tautological, mVIII.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Oct 2023, 18:40, archived)

Housework and family, the usual

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 15:12, archived)

I'm going pub in a bit then home for pie

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 15:53, archived)

Alright Cartman calm down.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 17:16, archived)

tapas and cocktails tonight
then buggering a bandicoot
(piss and shit, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 15:26, archived)

prolly toss off a ptarmigan

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 15:54, archived)

Interview in half an hour.
“Hope you don’t get it you fucking nonce”

“Take a shit on the desk to assert your dominance”

“Fuck off”
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 15:31, archived)

Hope you get it, then fail the probationary period.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 15:35, archived)

Haha period.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 15:37, archived)

You laugh at menstruation?
I knew you were a fucking idiot, but that's just a bit *special*.
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 15:39, archived)

You really are a creepy weirdo

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 15:51, archived)

Correct.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 15:56, archived)

www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/fighting-men-competition-concept-112653419
(piss and shit, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 16:01, archived)

lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 16:02, archived)

Lol

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 16:42, archived)

I was expecting the two guys in wheelchairs, but this is good too.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Oct 2023, 18:31, archived)

yep

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 18:40, archived)

Whittling

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 15:59, archived)

steady whittling, G

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 16:03, archived)

It Takes a Nation of Whittlers to Hold Us Back

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 17:19, archived)

Everyone I disagree with is whittler.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 6 Oct 2023, 18:40, archived)

i might fart down a mole hole

( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 16:31, archived)

whittle you do after that?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 18:43, archived)

Manchester and Scouseland
I had better take weaponry as they are all thieving scallies
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 16:44, archived)

Actually whittling looks good also

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 16:46, archived)

*whittling fives*

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 17:18, archived)

Currently arguing with a septic
Who believes that we need guns here because thousands of people get stabbed in England every day. I told him he was wrong and he then said we also need guns to fight tyranny, the fucking spanner
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 16:53, archived)

-e +as

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 17:20, archived)

tyrishi

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 18:30, archived)

-arguing with a septic +wasting my breath

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 18:32, archived)

If he's septic he's probably delerious. Maybe call an ambulance rather than bragging about winning arguments with someone who's dying from an overwhelming infection yeah?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 22:52, archived)

The group, which established itself in southern Colorado in 2018, offers “spiritual intuitive ascension sessions” and sells spiritual healing products online.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 18:36, archived)

Whittler's Mother

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 18:36, archived)

Adolph Whittler

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 18:37, archived)

I'm going to chill, decided to do a bit of graft again, first time this year. Fucking knackered.

( mongychops, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 19:38, archived)

Doing a Covid vaccination clinic tomorrow. Not that anyone gives a shit about Covid now.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 22:48, archived)

happy b3taday

(piss and shit, Sat 7 Oct 2023, 0:08, archived)