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The leader of Hamas has called for a day of Jihad tomorrow, Friday 13th
What will you do comrades?
I may shout in a Marks and Spencers store
Or Jizz on a Jewish person
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 10:35, archived)
Might plop on a palestinian

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 10:41, archived)
Bit racist

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 11:05, archived)
Not racist enough.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 14:49, archived)
Cum on a Corbyn.
Plaster a Piers or jizz on a Jez, your choice.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 10:47, archived)
Piers Morgan lol

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 11:06, archived)
It's Friday the 13th
I'm going to watch horror films, of course
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 10:47, archived)
Any good suggestions?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 11:05, archived)
Depends on what you're after
If you want something a bit tame with the occasional jump scare, maybe silver bullet or the shining, basically anything written by Stephen King. If you want gore that doesn't take itself seriously, braindead is your best bet. For full-on nasty shit, I'd suggest the first saw film or hostel 1&2.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 11:52, archived)
Hostel ones are good

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 11:58, archived)
I like an inventive kill
The liquid nitrogen face smash from Jason X is one of my favourites
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 12:03, archived)
I wouldn't call The Shining 'tame' by any means,
but then, I'm not really into these 'horror' films where the emphasis is just on close-up shots of people being tortured and killed for two hours, as opposed to any attempt at atmosphere and suspense.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 12 Oct 2023, 12:21, archived)
Dead of Night is a classic
1940s I think
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 12:23, archived)
It was scary for its time
But up against today's more graphic horrors and special effects, it does seem tame
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 12:29, archived)
The Purge ones are pretty good
I have yet to see the tv series
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 12:33, archived)
But the whole point is that it isn't just about violence and gore.
So it's apples and oranges in comparison to a film where that's the main feature.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 12 Oct 2023, 12:41, archived)
One of my faves is Dead of Night from 1945
Real good suspense
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 12:50, archived)
Oh, I like psychological horrors, too
I just don't find them particularly scary
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 13:04, archived)
Totally with you there, genuinely don’t get the appeal of these ‘torture porn’ films
Sometimes leaving things to imagination is far more creative and inventive, although that’s sometimes down to budget constraints.

Also The Shining is a fucking masterpiece
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 12:51, archived)
Fuck it
I've got a couple of hours before work, I'm going to watch the shining
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 13:03, archived)
Total agreement here too.
Shit films like Saw and Hostel are genuinely appalling. The people who enjoy those films should be put on a list.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 14:47, archived)
list of people who enjoy those films, you mean

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 22:13, archived)
might harass a hebrew

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 11:19, archived)
might yeet a yid

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 11:19, archived)
might immolate an israeli

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 11:20, archived)
might guff on Gaza

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 11:23, archived)
alright 2015

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 11:41, archived)
Summer of '69

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 11:43, archived)
He will cry again if you do that.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 13:43, archived)
Eat hummus with hamas

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 11:49, archived)
Can you persuade Dozer to do a suicide bombing?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 11:56, archived)

omb umm
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 12 Oct 2023, 12:22, archived)
Ewwwwwww

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 12:34, archived)
INXSzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 12:55, archived)
Tantric strangle-wank lolz.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 12 Oct 2023, 14:10, archived)
I fucking wish. Creepy cretinous cunt that he is.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 12:37, archived)
Please Hamas don't hurt 'em

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 11:55, archived)
Sexual Hamasment

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 12:54, archived)
Nice HAM ASS

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 13:00, archived)
That's jihad sorted

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 13:05, archived)
ISHIS ASS

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 13:42, archived)
Jihad just means Friday in Muzlim I think

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 13:11, archived)
It means I just did a jizz

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 13:12, archived)
If I said jihad a beautiful body

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 13:15, archived)
We're flying to Sicily
for holibobs.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 13:47, archived)
I hope you have a nice time and I hope you never say holibobs again ok

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 13:51, archived)
Just make sure there are no suicide bombers on the plane

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 13:52, archived)
also: no holibobs

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 14:18, archived)
You've said it twice as much as garold now.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 14:48, archived)
Not cumulatively, not by a long shot.
Cunt has form.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 17:14, archived)
very nice
whereabouts?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 14:10, archived)
holibobs ffs :(

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 14:20, archived)
hopefully someone will look after his fur babies whilst it's wine o'clock

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 14:42, archived)
SICILY

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 14:32, archived)
last time I was in Sicily I snuck out of the house leaving my wife and daughter asleep so I could go and see Aleister Crowley's Abbey of Thelema
it was cool as shit
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 14:44, archived)
Recently listened to a podcast by LPOTL
They said he used to sit in a local cafe in all his regalia such as a big hat and cloak…

When people asked the proprietors who he was they said “that’s just Mr Crowley being invisible.

He thought he had cast a spell of invisibility
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 15:16, archived)
If interested
spoti.fi/3po8EZ2
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 15:17, archived)

b3ta.com/search/posts/99401?q=holibobs
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 14:15, archived)
it has to stop

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 14:19, archived)
b3ta, you mean

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 14:23, archived)
alright

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 14:06, archived)
HIYA MATE

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 14:33, archived)
Gas yourself.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 12 Oct 2023, 14:50, archived)