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Morning comrades
I managed 3 pints last night I just can't booze on a school night anymore
Does this make me less manly?
Alt,alts
What is yours called?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 11 May 2024, 7:46, archived)
What is my what called?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 11 May 2024, 7:51, archived)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 11 May 2024, 7:51, archived)
Bumming makes you deaf

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 11 May 2024, 8:25, archived)
what??

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 11 May 2024, 8:55, archived)
Cum 'ear and say that!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 May 2024, 8:59, archived)
Your alt

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 11 May 2024, 8:25, archived)
Smash monkey is my original account
This is my alt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 11 May 2024, 8:28, archived)
It's a devilishly cunning pseudonym.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 May 2024, 8:47, archived)
My cousin gave me the nickname smash monkey
And I like it, so why bother changing it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 11 May 2024, 8:54, archived)
although smash monkey 3 has a certain ring to it

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 11 May 2024, 8:56, archived)
According to the law of sequels
The third installment is usually shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 11 May 2024, 9:01, archived)
sometimes the 2nd one is as well

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 11 May 2024, 9:30, archived)
True

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 11 May 2024, 9:58, archived)
School night?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 May 2024, 8:06, archived)
A night b4 work m8

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 11 May 2024, 8:24, archived)
Sucks to work on a Saturday.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 May 2024, 8:41, archived)
My choice
I swapped all day Monday for half day Saturday
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 11 May 2024, 8:51, archived)
bet you regret it now lololol

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 11 May 2024, 9:33, archived)
Nopes
Happily settling down in the boozer with a bacon butty and beer
Waiting for the footy
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 11 May 2024, 12:19, archived)
footy is for lipstick wearing woofters

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 11 May 2024, 13:26, archived)
Friday is not a school night.
This fact doesn't magically change if you're working on Saturday morning.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 11 May 2024, 14:10, archived)
g'day ya mongrel's
Queef's Big Day Out today, very excited. Having trouble selecting my sneakers though, first world dilemma
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 11 May 2024, 9:43, archived)
Have fun, I'm having the same problem choosing a shooter

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 11 May 2024, 9:53, archived)
guns for show, knives for a pro m8
how was the Blackwood Experience
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 11 May 2024, 10:55, archived)
Not meeting him till 2 in the blind begger

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 11 May 2024, 11:24, archived)
Could you BE anymore Dave Courtney?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 11 May 2024, 12:20, archived)
His house is incredible

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 11 May 2024, 14:31, archived)
I've had many a jolly night in there

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 11 May 2024, 14:24, archived)
Something with cotton uppers would be best
It's going to be a very hot day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 11 May 2024, 10:00, archived)
mebbe Puma Easy Riders then
hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 11 May 2024, 10:55, archived)
We call them trainers round here, you pseudo-colonial oik.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 May 2024, 11:50, archived)
Plimsoles lol

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 11 May 2024, 12:17, archived)
No, they're different, you camel-knobber.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 11 May 2024, 12:50, archived)
He's a repugnant dickhead

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 11 May 2024, 13:11, archived)
Plimsole? You've got to draw the line somewhere.
www.marineinsight.com/maritime-law/what-is-plimsoll-line-on-ships/
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 11 May 2024, 14:38, archived)
plimsoll. you illiterate oaf.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 11 May 2024, 15:25, archived)
oh yeah lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 11 May 2024, 18:53, archived)
Well really

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 11 May 2024, 14:25, archived)
Comedy website.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 11 May 2024, 10:23, archived)