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i bought some binoooculooos
Have you ever bought some binoculars? If so please tell me about it using diagrams
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 19 May 2024, 18:02, archived)
I used them to find your mother's mum's wank cunt shit bollocks fuck a horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 19 May 2024, 18:16, archived)
they are very useful for that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 19 May 2024, 21:57, archived)
If you're using them properly you see a circular image,
but cinematic shorthand for a view through binoculars is two overlapping circles. This has always irritated me more than it should.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 19 May 2024, 18:16, archived)
yeah it def shouldn't irritate you
it's just a cinematic convention
(piss and shit, Sun 19 May 2024, 19:04, archived)
It doesn't actually irritate me,
I just said that to see if it irritated anyone else. Thx for never disappointing me babez xxx
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 19 May 2024, 19:07, archived)
omfg y r u so angery

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 May 2024, 19:08, archived)
Ebrahim Raisi? I can't do anything with it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 May 2024, 19:10, archived)
Raisi the dead

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 20 May 2024, 6:25, archived)
It's a disappointment, that's what it is

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 May 2024, 11:50, archived)
The interim guy is called Mohammad Mokhber, I'm doing some preparatory work right now in case there's another accident

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 May 2024, 11:53, archived)
I have opera glasses

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 19 May 2024, 18:46, archived)
alright Janet Street-Porter, we know

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 19 May 2024, 19:13, archived)
This is a joke about her accent, I should probably be cancelled now.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 19 May 2024, 19:22, archived)
never bought any
but I've owned multiple pairs
(piss and shit, Sun 19 May 2024, 18:51, archived)
hmmm

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 19 May 2024, 21:56, archived)
Prefer a scope .

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 19 May 2024, 18:53, archived)
a silly scope i hope

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 19 May 2024, 21:56, archived)
Sure! Here’s an ASCII drawing of a pair of binoculars:

   _____
  /     \
 /       \
|  () ()  |
 \   ^   /
  \_____/


I hope you like it!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 May 2024, 19:01, archived)
Can I use them to find your mother's mum's wank cunt shit bollocks fuck a horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 19 May 2024, 19:04, archived)
it's always in the last place you look

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 May 2024, 19:07, archived)
Why do people say this like it's some kind of great insight?
As if anyone would ever carry on looking for something after they've found it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 19 May 2024, 19:27, archived)
Subjective

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 19 May 2024, 19:59, archived)
Sure it sounds silly but you can actually use it to your advantage, just figure out in advance where the last place you’d look is

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 May 2024, 20:36, archived)
the last place i'd look is the centre of the sun

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 19 May 2024, 21:56, archived)
right, because after that you'd be blind

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 May 2024, 2:49, archived)
sunglasses m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 20 May 2024, 6:55, archived)
i hate it. sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 19 May 2024, 21:55, archived)
I'll just 360 noscope you

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 19 May 2024, 19:04, archived)
alrite 'my nephew'

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 19 May 2024, 21:54, archived)
You would not believe the gargantuan size of my Carl Zeiss binoculars
even if you could read this message, which you can't.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 19 May 2024, 19:22, archived)
NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: 1940S CLICKBAIT

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 19 May 2024, 21:42, archived)