General election called for July.
Starmer is a chocolate teapot, obviously, but it will be fun seeing the Tories get annihilated.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 May 2024, 18:07, archived)

The sun's out, and so are the Tories!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 22 May 2024, 18:11, archived)

i'm voting conserative because i like jam

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 22 May 2024, 18:21, archived)

-am
+izz
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 22 May 2024, 18:21, archived)

So does Comrade Corbyn, though.
Makes you think, huh?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 May 2024, 18:24, archived)

What's up doc?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 22 May 2024, 18:25, archived)

i'll think when i'm dead

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 22 May 2024, 20:01, archived)

Probably at least as well as you do now, I'd have thought.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 May 2024, 21:55, archived)

you'll think when you're dead

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 22 May 2024, 22:04, archived)

I'm just a pair of tits but please don't vote tory
Let someone else fuck the cuntry up for a while
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 22 May 2024, 18:21, archived)

Britain First, great idea knockers
It's Time For Change (and No Darkies)
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 May 2024, 18:25, archived)

LOL
norkies
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 22 May 2024, 18:26, archived)

you would say that

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 May 2024, 18:26, archived)

Sed nuffin bruv

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 22 May 2024, 18:27, archived)

I'm having an election as I type this

brb etc
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 May 2024, 18:24, archived)

Oh you're hard

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 22 May 2024, 18:24, archived)

#BoysShowers

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 May 2024, 18:25, archived)

^tory cunt queef^

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 22 May 2024, 18:26, archived)

I think my father may have taught Sunak chemistry
I Am Just Saying
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 May 2024, 18:35, archived)

he should have taught him how to run a country

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 22 May 2024, 20:26, archived)

^ satire

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 22 May 2024, 21:59, archived)

Penny Mordaunt y/y

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 22 May 2024, 18:34, archived)

^penis moribund y/y

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 May 2024, 18:36, archived)

Maybe, but I'd be thinking of Michelle Mone.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 May 2024, 19:15, archived)

Wouldn't we all

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 22 May 2024, 19:18, archived)

+y shot

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 May 2024, 19:37, archived)

Time to evict old Itchy Nutsack

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 22 May 2024, 18:36, archived)

Yay let's go back to square 1 with Labour!

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 22 May 2024, 19:11, archived)

Tories have "broken Britain", while Labour would bring "Starmergeddon" and only Reform could "save Britain"
We're ready, says Reform leader Richard Tice.
I've not been aware of this person before, there's something a bit Cliff Richard about him
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 May 2024, 19:45, archived)

“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”
― George Orwell, Animal Farm
( mongychops, Wed 22 May 2024, 20:24, archived)

There's a new superhero in town... Pigtoman!
and his sidekick...
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 22 May 2024, 20:29, archived)

Your mother's mank

( mongychops, Wed 22 May 2024, 21:17, archived)

I will personally get more enjoyment from seeing the SNP (probably?) implode.
But only just.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 May 2024, 21:59, archived)

England needs the SNP to collapse to save itself from the tories
and I suspect there's a fairly interesting set of circumstances that led to their downfall. They managed to inflict some damage on themselves, of course, but I think there's been some traditional British institutional conspiracy shit going on too.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 22 May 2024, 22:10, archived)

You don't need to 'suspect'.
It's all out there and has been widely reported for years. Half of Scotland has never voted for them, and at least a third of the rest only voted for them as the best chance for FREEDOM!!! Now they've shackled themselves to progressive causes with the Scottish Greens, the racist indy headbangers will vote Alba instead.

And there are a lot of racist indy headbangers, despite the SNP spending years gaslighting everyone to the contrary.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 May 2024, 22:29, archived)

No it doesn't, not by a long shot.
Only about 10% of the MPs in the HoC represent Scottish constituencies, remember, and Labour are consistently polling a popular vote lead north of 20%. Blair annihilated them in 1997 with a mere 12.5% lead. So even if the SNP got nearly all the seats in Scotland like they did in 2015, Labour would still be looking at a very comfortable majority.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 May 2024, 22:35, archived)

We'll need them to save England from Brexit then.
But I am unconvinced that Labour doesn't need Scotland to win a FPTP GE. What has changed since the last three elections to change that?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 23 May 2024, 14:38, archived)