morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 26 May 2024, 7:47, archived)

Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 26 May 2024, 7:57, archived)

BRING BACK NATIONAL SERVICE!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 26 May 2024, 7:59, archived)

AND THE BIRCH

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 26 May 2024, 8:20, archived)

BIRCH PLEASE

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 26 May 2024, 8:21, archived)

HIT EVERYONE WITH STICKS AND SEND THEM TO RWANDA!

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sun 26 May 2024, 8:31, archived)

You can see what their strategy is.
The tories are going to lose heavily, and the only people they even have a chance of luring back into the fold are the reactionary gammons who've stormed off to Reform. So they spew out whatever Mail reader's wet dream they can think of, safe in the knowledge they won't have to enact it.

It's deeply cynical, and toxic to our public discourse, but at least it's not going to work.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 26 May 2024, 8:53, archived)

Said this about brexit

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 26 May 2024, 9:59, archived)

Dunno, I saw brexit coming.
The remain side were asleep at the wheel, and the main political figurehead who should have been rallying the cause was Jeremy fucking Corbyn, who was clearly quite happy to do nothing and let leave win.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 26 May 2024, 11:16, archived)

I still think the EU is doomed , better off out.

( mongychops, Sun 26 May 2024, 12:04, archived)

We'll only know for sure in about 20 years if/when it happens,
referenda are a stupid idea.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 26 May 2024, 12:45, archived)

Even if that's true and the ship sinks later, the decision to jump into the ocean now was probably not great

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 May 2024, 14:38, archived)

Yeah but yeah but BLUE PASSPORTS, eh?!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 May 2024, 16:30, archived)

If you want me to get angry about it you'll have to paint it on the side of a bus

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 May 2024, 16:36, archived)

is the bus powered by clapping children?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 19:05, archived)

our wanda would never have put up with this if she were still alive

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 14:04, archived)

I think she still might be alive
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzZQCpWHGY8&ab_channel=HeathWilson
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 26 May 2024, 17:03, archived)

she makes me sick

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 19:54, archived)

I'd hang 'em, flog 'em and send 'em back
Oh and crucifixion live on the telly pre Coronation Street
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 26 May 2024, 10:23, archived)

Alright, Both Parts.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 26 May 2024, 8:20, archived)

Alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 26 May 2024, 8:21, archived)

Urgh
I have a hangover
I feel fucking rotten
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 26 May 2024, 9:38, archived)

awww

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 9:50, archived)

Nice cup of tea time

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 26 May 2024, 9:51, archived)

just done a home made pizza. was lovely

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 11:29, archived)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 12:30, archived)

goosey goosey gander, where shall I wander, uk in a small boat, then jet plane to rwanda

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 May 2024, 16:20, archived)