morn/noon nearly.
I typed "Donald Trump" into Midjourney (Ai thing for those who don't know/care) and got insta banned for "abuse" I didn't even type "orange bastard" either.

In other news, for lunch today I shall be having a smoked turkey and pepper sandwich washed down with lashings of tea.
( TBL I posted this on, Wed 29 May 2024, 11:54, archived)

I am having granola, honey, yoghurt and fruit piled in a big bowl.
Then some of my posh biscuits and a mint tea
Might have a Sherman if there's time
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 29 May 2024, 12:04, archived)

baked spud with beans and cheese here
/student
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 May 2024, 12:16, archived)

what? no pot noodle?
or is that now dinner?

Students these days I dunno... beans on toast not good enough for them
( TBL I posted this on, Wed 29 May 2024, 13:22, archived)

I'm having lasagne and garlic bread
And watching child's play
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 29 May 2024, 12:16, archived)

alright spanishfl... oh

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 29 May 2024, 12:37, archived)

I'm watching Emily play

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 29 May 2024, 12:38, archived)

see?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 May 2024, 12:59, archived)

I am back!!

(Spaniardo, Wed 29 May 2024, 13:16, archived)

Who are you
Who who who who?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 29 May 2024, 13:37, archived)

I am Spanishfly - previous fucksocks - banned by that spesh manolith many years ago

(Spaniardo, Wed 29 May 2024, 13:55, archived)

why are you not using one of your already established alt accounts
WELL?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 May 2024, 15:25, archived)

Battered fish and peas
Not eating chips anymore
Bad enough having batter
Trying to cut carbs
Donald trump is awesome
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Wed 29 May 2024, 12:26, archived)

Hope the Trump comment is ironic xx

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 29 May 2024, 12:40, archived)

Decided against the batter. Grilling the fish.
I like Donald Trump. Call me crazy but I think he was a good president.
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Wed 29 May 2024, 13:08, archived)

fucking hell, a new low
almost impressive
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 May 2024, 13:45, archived)

extra glad I've got the loony on ignore

(piss and shit, Wed 29 May 2024, 13:59, archived)

Well read up on his policies and achievements, have you?
Or do you just follow the herd?
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Wed 29 May 2024, 14:04, archived)

Yes, I am extremely well-informed about that fucking moron, thanks for asking
His 'achievements':
an enormous tax cut for the wealthy at the expense of the rest of the country
a tripling of the national debt
building the wall and getting Mexico to pay for it (not really, he was, incredibly, full of shit)
locking Hilary up (whoops, more bullshit as she wasn't actually guilty of anything)
looking directly at a solar eclipse
altering a weather map with a sharpie to change the projected path of a hurricane rather than admit a mistake
kissing Putin's arse and taking his word over that of the US security services
undermining NATO
getting laughed at to his face by the UN
attempting to blackmail Zelenskyy in an attempt to discredit Biden
defying the Emoluments Clause by continuing to do private business whilst in office
visiting a Trump Organization property on 428 of the 1,461 days of his presidency and playing an estimated 261 rounds of golf, one every 5.6 days - all the while charging extortionate rates to his security detail for accommodation, so ultimately the US taxpayer
pulling the plug on environmental protection projects
starting a half-hearted 'trade war' over Chinese imports, the end result being that US citizens ended up picking up the tab to cover import tariffs via higher retail prices
exchanging 'love letters' (his words) with the murderous dictator of N Korea
getting right wing nutjobs onto the Supreme Court resulting ultimately in the repeal of Roe v Wade, and the removal of reproductive rights and bodily autonomy for millions of women
trying to buy Greenland
spreading dangerous disinformation about Covid which he privately admitted he knew was bullshit - well, not quite privately, the dickhead told a journalist
being found liable for massive fraud, and sexual assault


fucking thousands of other shit, varying from the appalling to the unintentionally hilarious....and in at number one, attempting to overturn the results of a free and fair election, directly causing and encouraging a violent mob to storm the US capitol, resulting in several deaths

Your 'following the herd' remark marks you out loud and clear as a 'do your own research' Joe Rogan- Russell Brand type imbecile. Fucking shame on you, you blithering idiot
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 May 2024, 14:35, archived)

You sound unhinged

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Wed 29 May 2024, 14:45, archived)

irony

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 May 2024, 14:47, archived)

Apologies that was ad hominem

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Wed 29 May 2024, 16:06, archived)

Those things are objectively true though.
So what makes you think he was a 'good president'?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 May 2024, 16:25, archived)

I was going to ask that myself
But then I thought, 'do I really want to hear any opinion at all of someone so monumentally cretinous as to think that utter embarrassment was 'a good president'?'

And then I thought 'no, no I don't'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 May 2024, 16:35, archived)

That's probably very wise.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 May 2024, 17:01, archived)

Yeah missing out the batter
How dreadful
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 29 May 2024, 14:14, archived)

I grilled it with garlic and added black pepper and lemon juice
And some olive oil
It was gorgeous
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Wed 29 May 2024, 14:18, archived)

I'm FAT
I'm trying to do something about it
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Wed 29 May 2024, 14:21, archived)

eat some horse dewormers, or inject yourself with bleach or something
the deep state is making you fat, you just need to open your eyes, yeah?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 29 May 2024, 14:40, archived)

I've got some bad ideas in my head

( $$ ✅, Wed 29 May 2024, 12:33, archived)

The stabby ones again?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 29 May 2024, 12:37, archived)

Here is...

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 29 May 2024, 13:18, archived)

How did they get there?
WELL?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 May 2024, 15:20, archived)

Sweet and sour pork stir-fry with Jasmin rice, bloody 2 quid tho, rip off

( mongychops, Wed 29 May 2024, 12:34, archived)

Blimey that's well cheap

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 29 May 2024, 12:37, archived)

It's about time that cunt got a fucking good lashing.
Me, I mean.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 29 May 2024, 12:38, archived)

*volunteers*

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 29 May 2024, 12:39, archived)

I GOT FOOD POISONING FROM SPANISHFLY’S MUM

(sticklebricks, Wed 29 May 2024, 14:03, archived)

Whatever happened to Spanishfly
Or has he got me on ignore
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Wed 29 May 2024, 14:20, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking Trump

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 May 2024, 15:23, archived)