Hi money thieve's, Queef here
How's it going lol
Up to owt this weekend? Going to see the excellent Hieroglyphics crew performn their first ever UK show 2moz, very excited
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 May 2024, 16:42, archived)

I might do a poo.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 May 2024, 16:43, archived)

I did one once, it was fucking gr8
10/10 would recommend
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 May 2024, 16:44, archived)

Hah you fell for my ruse.
It's well known that enjoying doing a poo means you like cocks up your bumhole! HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 May 2024, 16:56, archived)

oh MAN !!!!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 May 2024, 17:26, archived)

that's what he said! lololol

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 31 May 2024, 17:27, archived)

LMAO!!!!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 May 2024, 17:28, archived)

^ "Lick My Arsehole Out"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 May 2024, 20:54, archived)

^ "Lubricate My Anal Orifice!"
🥷🏻
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 May 2024, 22:12, archived)

This small subthread turned out well.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 11:13, archived)

^ "Likes Mens' Anal Orgasms"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 May 2024, 22:17, archived)

There was one time I couldn't
and it wasn't pleasant
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 31 May 2024, 23:37, archived)

This Watermelon Otai weed I have genuinely smells of watermelon

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 May 2024, 17:42, archived)

doesn't taste like it though
ᕙ( ≖ ⏥ ≖ )ᕗ it's strong
ᕙ( ≖ ‿‿ ≖ )ᕗ
( ≖︠ ‿‿ ︡≖)👌
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 May 2024, 17:45, archived)

I have some hash at home.
It smells and tastes primarily of hash.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 May 2024, 17:56, archived)

kind of hashy you mean? hash-like? a la hashish?
Here's a question: If you knew for sure it was hash but it smelled of orange, would orange be a hashy smell by definition?
Have I hit a nerve here? Does your hash smell of orange? Did you buy an orange instead of hash by mistake?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 May 2024, 17:58, archived)

Does you hash hang low, can you toss it to and throw, can you tie it in a ribbon, can you tie it in a bow. Can you toss it over your shoulder like a regimental soldier, does your hash hang low?

( mongychops, Fri 31 May 2024, 18:56, archived)

It's too orangey for bows

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 May 2024, 22:15, archived)

I have recently been introduced to the concept of curing hash
I didn't even know it was sick
Jesting aside wtf
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 May 2024, 19:21, archived)

I only smoke ganja now. Just grown herb. For jah

( mongychops, Fri 31 May 2024, 19:41, archived)

Finally ditched the clingy bf last night
So I'm spending the weekend getting shitfaced to celebrate 🍾
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 31 May 2024, 19:29, archived)

UR WELCUM
4 alerting you to dat gig
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 31 May 2024, 20:27, archived)