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I left for work about half seven and was home by 8
boss messaged me telling me he had to stay at home for passport delivery meaning my weekday day off became today. Happy days. I've spent it exercising and reading about steak in the great new book my wife gave me as a surprise
www.amazon.co.uk/Steak-Whole-Story-Tim-Hayward/dp/1837831009

lots to learn
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 15:37, archived)
i like a good steak. my butcher does great ones. i usually cook them on full power for about 90 seconds until they're perfect
bbq sauce to taste. excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 15:53, archived)
totally opposite technique for me
overnight dry brine followed by reverse sear
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 16:10, archived)
microwaves are the future mate
spock will be beaming all our steaks up in years to come
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 16:13, archived)
I just read earlier that the first domestic microwave came out in 1967
they were $500
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 16:29, archived)
That's interesting, Richard

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 16:30, archived)
get fucked m8, I think it actually is

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 16:31, archived)
you tell him brah

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 16:35, archived)
yeah what a fucking cunt eh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 16:39, archived)
yeah

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 19:25, archived)

ah b
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 20:29, archived)
yeah as i recall magnetrons were initially for military use but they needed not to be anywhere near the same tolerances for microwave ovens
so they could be produced fairly easily. my microwave used to buzz and i done a search turns out it was likely the magnetron
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 16:33, archived)
not even in my top ten

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 16:39, archived)
magnetron the merciless

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 17:57, archived)

Leader of the Decepticons.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 22:23, archived)
twtj

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 5 Jun 2024, 6:41, archived)
Up until 1960 all sales of playing cards were taxed . The ace of spades was the card stamped by the tax office . Hence its reputation.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 17:58, archived)
well I never
I love shit like this
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 18:41, archived)
Forging ace of spades would get you hung .

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 19:47, archived)
Queef likes hanging spades, gotcha, no wonder he's on ignore

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 20:32, archived)
you got to age them or they just don't taste right

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 21:15, archived)
I sous-vide mine with a steak rub of my own invention, based on wild mushrooms that I foraged myself.
You know, like a proper food cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 4 Jun 2024, 21:23, archived)
oh right, it was a joke
sorry, I'm a bit thick
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 16:30, archived)
teeheehee
i even added the bbq sauce to make it more obvious you thicko lol.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 16:34, archived)
I'm doing two things at once
that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 16:36, archived)
like your steaks do to the pan lol

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 16:43, archived)
no way lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 17:28, archived)

I saw a YT vid where they packed it in MSG for 3 days before cooking it, which apparently did something.

Which /talk denizen is a doctor again? I think something is happening to my ear.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 19:50, archived)
msg makes things that don't taste of much taste great
less useful for more flavoursome foods, afair
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 4 Jun 2024, 21:17, archived)