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Obvious troll is obvious
Anyway, our computer system upgrade/server change has gone spectacularly tits up at work, had to raise a deviation to do some medication labels by screengrabbing the master off the PDF and putting in the expiry/batch number with MS Paint. The MHRA are going to love that one. Have you ever used MS Paint for legitimate work purposes?

Alt: deviation lol
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 18:31, archived)
Hypoxemia causes delusions
That label thing can't be right can it? In this context, EXCLUSIVELY IN THIS CONTEXT, what is meant by a deviation?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 18:44, archived)

This.

Also I wiped my smeggy belled on it lol
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 18:50, archived)
I can see you run a very tight ship, deviations aside obviously
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/10342/1717697097/IMG4575.png
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 19:23, archived)
The system was supposed to be back up yesterday, but I strongly suspected it wouldn't be.
We had one request which the patient needs tomorrow, so it had to be made and dispatched today. Without being able to generate the approved label for it this morning, I had to come up with a contingency plan. The least risky option was using a copy of the approved label (including 2D barcode) and fudging it with MS Paint. I'm slightly surprised that QA approved the deviation - they did, because the alternative was the patient not getting the medication in time - and even more surprised that it actually worked.

We're pretty fucked if the system's not back up tomorrow though.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 19:39, archived)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahhahahaha!
(PORCY, Fri 7 Jun 2024, 8:40, archived)
You rode in on your trusty steed
And did a label

Hahahahahahaha
(PORCY, Fri 7 Jun 2024, 10:02, archived)
You're right, manufacturing bespoke medicines in an MHRA-licensed unit isn't a proper job
like teaching Wnglish
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 7 Jun 2024, 12:23, archived)
Not at all that you came on here to brag about your finest moment
Ahahahaha you silly little man
(PORCY, Fri 7 Jun 2024, 14:05, archived)
For someon3 who has me on ignore
You sure do read everything about me and start a lot of threads about me
Silly little man
(PORCY, Fri 7 Jun 2024, 14:23, archived)
But don't stop
I like the drama
(PORCY, Fri 7 Jun 2024, 14:24, archived)
isn't MHRA that flesh eating virus?

(piss and shit, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 18:44, archived)
no that's dawn french

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 18:49, archived)
Yo mama so fat,
she caught necrotising fasciitis but was saved when the bacterium itself died of Type II diabetes!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 Jun 2024, 19:02, archived)
what's the fresh water amoeba that gets in your nose and eats your brain?
that's a good one
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 19:06, archived)
B3ta, you mean.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 Jun 2024, 19:11, archived)
just caught a magpie with my bare hands

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 20:44, archived)
Chinny reckon.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 Jun 2024, 21:07, archived)
he was in the house
they come in all the time
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 21:25, archived)
Ate a big pie with both hands, more like!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 Jun 2024, 22:27, archived)
also, the musk went to an all boys prep and an all boys secondary school
there's only one other school in his bio, which is now coed but I don't know when it mixed

so I'm calling the obvious trolling bullshit
(piss and shit, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 18:56, archived)
It's painfully obvious, yet people keep feeding it.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 18:58, archived)
we all know what it is

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 19:08, archived)
alright Mike Patton, how's the agoraphobia

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 19:10, archived)
to be honest every day i go out is a small victory for me

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 19:13, archived)
^ naked in front of the computer

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 19:17, archived)
as a result of this sub-thread,
I'm currently listening to Album of the Year probably for the first time in about 25 years. I was largely underwhelmed when it came out, but it's worth a reappraisal. Last Cup of Sorrow is still a fucking tune.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 22:13, archived)
...and a huge loss for everyone else?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 19:24, archived)
Mike Patton scared of fighting?
I don't think so Ted!
(piss and shit, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 19:40, archived)
brb isn't people

(piss and shit, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 19:41, archived)
brb is on the popular page so I get to see one of his recent comments, which I'd characterize as a big solid slab like a wall or a tombstone

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 21:00, archived)

a wall or a tombstone his face
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 22:06, archived)
I was at school with one of the most famous people on the planet but I'm spectacularly uninformed about every aspect of his life and work,
please give me more attention
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 19:42, archived)
also I've never mentioned this before despite being frighteningly transparent about my real life

(piss and shit, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 20:19, archived)
Give me a break, I'm very depressed and antisocial
which is why I crave attention so relentlessly
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 20:58, archived)
Cancer

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 21:02, archived)
Probably. I found out you can upload photos for patients in SystmOne to display in the demographics corner. Mostly it's for people who've been in prison to make it harder for them to do prescription fraud.
I spent today uploading cat photos for all of our test patients.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 18:46, archived)
cat scans lol
www.tumblr.com/thecatscan
(piss and shit, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 18:48, archived)
fuck off then

(piss and shit, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 19:33, archived)
Filthy fucking furry

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 22:02, archived)
I set a particularly ugly cat photo for the secret test patient I set up and named after one of my GP partners who is a fucking pain in the arse.
Every time they annoy me I like to open their record and give them horrible and embarrassing diseases
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 18:48, archived)
is anyone here not a fucking GP?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 18:49, archived)
President whatever certainly fucking isn't

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 18:51, archived)
nothing left but an oily residue

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 18:56, archived)
I went to school with Ms paint, then I got cancer, stage 11.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 19:00, archived)
serious?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 19:04, archived)
She had to be called Ms paint, at 11. V serious . Did finger her tho when I was only just starting out on cancer

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 19:11, archived)
my teachers were always telling us not to do cancer like it was really bad and would ruin our lives or some shit

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 19:15, archived)
My stage of cancer is really obscure, you probably haven't heard of it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 19:06, archived)
Live at number 5?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 19:17, archived)
I went to school with Peter Tobin, he was popular and successful just like me!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 21:11, archived)
What we're his views on cancer ? Please don't tell me yours. Thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 21:18, archived)
He was a big fan.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 21:22, archived)
I read on the internet that he was serious as fancer

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 21:32, archived)
I went to school with Tony Danza

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 22:02, archived)
SEAMSTRESS FOR THE BAND

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 22:04, archived)
hold me closer

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 23:57, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 7 Jun 2024, 17:10, archived)
I attended university in Aberdeen the day after the Dunblane massacre,
in which the mother of one of my primary school classmates was killed, to find this cunt handing out flyers saying THE QUEEN DUN IT at the entrance. Less than 24 hours later. Got to admire his dedication.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 22:22, archived)

pixels.com/featured/fall-rectangles-peter-dow.html
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jun 2024, 1:40, archived)
Does he post on /links?
He'd fit right in there.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 7 Jun 2024, 7:19, archived)