Pushing that messy abortion of a post down the board like mashing chunks of vomit through a sink drain.
I recently saw a clip of Trump where he did this piece of weird verbal gymnastics... first he denied ever doing a thing, then he immediately admitted to once doing the thing, but then dismissed that 'one time' by saying, "It doesn't count."
Since I saw this, I've been noticing that pretty much everyone does this.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 19:13, archived)

No they don't.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 3 Jul 2024, 19:15, archived)

I don't either, well I did this one time, doesn't count obviously
I DID IT TO MAKE A POINT
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 19:17, archived)

Yes but if it doesn't count then surely that fatally undermines your point.
Discuss.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 19:37, archived)

Oh christ I just realised that if brb reads this he probably will, at great length.
I retract that Discuss.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 19:38, archived)

it's ok, i provide a brb-free safe space in all my posts and comments

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 20:20, archived)

god bless you

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 20:38, archived)

savor

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 3 Jul 2024, 19:47, archived)

jesus christ

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 20:34, archived)

You can't stump the Trump

( $$ ✅, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 20:05, archived)

PewDiePie: Zero deaths.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 20:06, archived)

Isn't that that bloke who filmed a dead bloke, so at least one

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 20:09, archived)

Stupid boy.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 21:27, archived)

Probably, it's pigeon chess with you, I'll leave you to it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 21:46, archived)

pigeon chess, TIL

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 0:22, archived)

Was it just that one time he raped a 12-year-old?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 3 Jul 2024, 20:10, archived)

It was the woman he was found to have sexually assaulted in the bathroom of a department store
Never met the woman... met her once... doesn't count
There's a photo of them together, that's why he keeps subtly raising this
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 20:17, archived)

Kelly the elephants fault. Too much trump.

( mongychops, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 20:29, archived)

Auto 🥕 but I like it.

( mongychops, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 20:29, archived)

My dog did a vomit

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 3 Jul 2024, 20:37, archived)

i got a kebab after work and i wanted to do the same thing

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 20:45, archived)