alright
arseboon dilbaro for PM!
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 19:58, archived)

Corbyn to win his seat?
alt: Farage to win his seat?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 20:13, archived)

Corbyn, no. Farage probably.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 20:20, archived)

I wish I disagreed about the latter one, but seems likely the fascist frog-faced cunt will make it 8th time lucky.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 20:22, archived)

I honestly couldn't care anymore. Nothing changes.

( mongychops, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 20:15, archived)

i actually voted this time

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 20:39, archived)

Reform?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 20:42, archived)

he has yeah, by voting this time

(piss and shit, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 20:46, archived)

i voted for the nazi party

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 20:49, archived)

Literally.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 20:52, archived)

don't be dumb, just be a smarty

(piss and shit, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 22:28, archived)

What a catchy party motto.
Good old Hitler.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 12:45, archived)

Mechanically Reclaimed UK

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 1:08, archived)

That's the spirit.
They're all the same in the end; they just use different methods to fuck you over.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 22:31, archived)

What a cretinous statement.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 0:55, archived)

'It doesn't matter who you vote for, the government always gets in'.
Martin Walker
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 10:51, archived)

Exactly!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 11:33, archived)

On the way to vote this evening
our SNP lifer neighbour said she expected to be up all night shouting "no" at the telly, in a seat I thought was as safe as possible for them. Cheered me right up, that did.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 20:19, archived)

what?

(piss and shit, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 20:46, archived)

Read it again, you needlessly argumentative perma-twat.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 21:34, archived)

lol

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 21:42, archived)

I read it a few times
still not really clued in
(piss and shit, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 22:00, archived)

It's not me, it's you.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 22:26, archived)

quite possibly

(piss and shit, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 22:27, archived)

I’ve just floated an air buscuit
It heckin’ stinks in here….
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 20:52, archived)

are you in a bin?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 20:55, archived)

Cunt Binface

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 1:06, archived)

Vote Life

( $$ ✅, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 21:59, archived)

Vote tactically, vote death

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 0:54, archived)

Jacob Rees-Mogg suggests Tory defeat partly explained by decision to ditch Boris Johnson as leader, the fucking Tesco Value Toff
Nigel Farage, the Reform UK leader, has said his party is making progress towards his goal of replacing the Tories as the main opposition to the Tories, according to The Guardian
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 0:53, archived)

Tory vs tory vs tory will fight in kung fu battle, to see who is best.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 10:37, archived)