Just had my ears and nostrils waxed

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Jul 2024, 12:42, archived)

Will you get them waned in a couple of weeks?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 12:44, archived)

Yeah, course

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Jul 2024, 12:48, archived)

+k

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 17 Jul 2024, 13:12, archived)

OOOOOOOOH MATRON

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 13:13, archived)

Tallow there

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 12:46, archived)

rattlesnakes
rattlecam.org/
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 12:47, archived)

oooh thank you i've added that to my bookmarkSSSsssss

( MiseryCunt, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 16:35, archived)

"When Bzhar finished, he asked me if I’d like my ears and nose done, too. I was too relaxed to leave the chair, so I gave him the nod. What I didn’t realise was that he would be using wax. He produced two cotton buds, both dipped in a substance looking like fresh road tar mixed with Marmite. These shiny, black-tipped buds he stuck on to the appallingly hirsute tragus of one of my ears, and then the same for the other one. Two more pairs of tarred buds were then thrust into my nostrils." - beepeedee
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 13:45, archived)

Holy shit, I'm the Chiles of /talk, this is a new low.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Jul 2024, 13:51, archived)

RIP garold :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 13:53, archived)

THE NORTH

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Jul 2024, 13:54, archived)

Guffed himself to death RIP

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 15:45, archived)

metro.co.uk/2021/12/21/strictly-2021-adrian-chiles-farted-very-loudly-during-training-15802510/
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 15:52, archived)

Adrian Chiles comes clean about a whiffy mishap he experienced while training for the Strictly Come Dancing Christmas special, in a series of 20 articles written exclusively for The Guardian
fuck me i cannot type today
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 17:14, archived)

He did an article the other day about a famous person not recognising him. I didn't read it. He's like semolina.

( mongychops, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 19:15, archived)

Just had my car taxed

( $$ ✅, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 16:31, archived)

just had your wallet waxed
4.2 litre engine on mine dvla love me
( MiseryCunt, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 16:41, archived)