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afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:07, archived)
Hiya

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:25, archived)
Fuck you too

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:00, archived)
it's beer up my cock of the clock o'cockywockydok!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:48, archived)
early finish today. easy job. niiiice.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:59, archived)
Wanker

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:10, archived)
at home at 1430, showered, fed the birds, on the beer. easy life.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:12, archived)
sorry. nobody likes a smug twat.
i am smug tho. and a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:24, archived)
Smeggy smeggy smeg

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:28, archived)
+ Smeg
Turtle power!
(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:29, archived)
RIP

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:31, archived)
NO

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:31, archived)
What do New Order have to do with Turtle Power?

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:39, archived)
i'm sorry you've written a joke

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:53, archived)
Come back

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:59, archived)
Which popular reggae singer was formed during a catastrophic teleportation accident involving the singer and original bassist of New Order?
Peto Bernton
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:37, archived)
i'd be surprised if this hasn't been done before, it's one of those jokes that's just waiting to be made

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:43, archived)
Gooch Gouda

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:48, archived)
Bollocks Brie

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:52, archived)
anal edam?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:00, archived)
Rock hard roquefort

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:05, archived)
Moist mozzarella

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:11, archived)
scrote cheese

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:13, archived)
SCROTE FRITTERS
Ha cha cha cha
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:15, archived)
it's my birthday

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:31, archived)
That's why I got you a nicely-wrapped package of no-one gives a fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:36, archived)
Seriously though happy birthday. I hope you're older than me.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:37, archived)
you were right the first time, no-one gives a fuck

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:38, archived)
Easty isn't too far off 40 now.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:57, archived)
EASTY'S COCK

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:59, archived)
Is that "the cock of Easty" or "Easty is cock"?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:05, archived)
I didn't ask at the time, soz

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:07, archived)
"Fire in the zoo jazz" is great btw

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:34, archived)
Thank you, it's very evocative, don't you agree?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:36, archived)
it's perfect, It's immediately obvious what it means

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:40, archived)
Agree

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 16:16, archived)
happy birthday mofahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:49, archived)
fuck off then

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:13, archived)
piss off

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:28, archived)
BIG DOGS BOLLOCKS

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:30, archived)
POOCH GOUDA

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:31, archived)
actually lolled at this you cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:51, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:55, archived)
fine! be like that you blobbing cock socket

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:31, archived)
Upset, online

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:33, archived)
oh god no. i'll be on mike woz ere's list in no time at this rate

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:40, archived)
wanna celebrate?
I can get us an AirBnB in Boca Raton
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:09, archived)
That sounds a bit like the name of a popular reggae singer, wonder if there's a joke there

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:38, archived)
Happy birthday

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:09, archived)
How are you celebrating it?
Massive drugs and booze, or nice cuppa?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:17, archived)
HP BD MFH

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 16:17, archived)
Afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:08, archived)
don't you start

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:14, archived)
BULL SHIT

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:15, archived)
NO YOU ARE

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:20, archived)

The bike then tries to kill Noddy, but it gets its front wheel stuck in a bridge. This gives Noddy the chance to throw it in a river and spit at the bike. Thinking he is safe, Noddy has a victory cigarette, but behind him, the bike glows red underwater. Noddy then sees it and screams, running to hide in a gym. The bike finds him and starts attacking the patrons with its spikes. Noddy then bashes the bike, which feigns death, making everyone feel safe until it starts throwing people's limbs in the air.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 18:29, archived)