afternoon

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:07, archived)

Hiya

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:25, archived)

Fuck you too

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:00, archived)

it's beer up my cock of the clock o'cockywockydok!

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:48, archived)

early finish today. easy job. niiiice.

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:59, archived)

Wanker

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:10, archived)

at home at 1430, showered, fed the birds, on the beer. easy life.

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:12, archived)

sorry. nobody likes a smug twat.
i am smug tho. and a twat.
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:24, archived)

Smeggy smeggy smeg

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:28, archived)

+ Smeg
Turtle power!
(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:29, archived)

RIP

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:31, archived)

NO

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:31, archived)

What do New Order have to do with Turtle Power?

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:39, archived)

i'm sorry you've written a joke

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:53, archived)

Come back

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:59, archived)

Which popular reggae singer was formed during a catastrophic teleportation accident involving the singer and original bassist of New Order?
Peto Bernton
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:37, archived)

i'd be surprised if this hasn't been done before, it's one of those jokes that's just waiting to be made

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:43, archived)

Gooch Gouda

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:48, archived)

Bollocks Brie

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:52, archived)

anal edam?

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:00, archived)

Rock hard roquefort

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:05, archived)

Moist mozzarella

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:11, archived)

scrote cheese

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:13, archived)

SCROTE FRITTERS
Ha cha cha cha
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:15, archived)

it's my birthday

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:31, archived)

That's why I got you a nicely-wrapped package of no-one gives a fuck.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:36, archived)

Seriously though happy birthday. I hope you're older than me.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:37, archived)

you were right the first time, no-one gives a fuck

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:38, archived)

Easty isn't too far off 40 now.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:57, archived)

EASTY'S COCK

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:59, archived)

Is that "the cock of Easty" or "Easty is cock"?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:05, archived)

I didn't ask at the time, soz

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:07, archived)

"Fire in the zoo jazz" is great btw

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:34, archived)

Thank you, it's very evocative, don't you agree?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:36, archived)

it's perfect, It's immediately obvious what it means

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:40, archived)

Agree

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 16:16, archived)

happy birthday mofahahahahahaha

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:49, archived)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:13, archived)

piss off

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:28, archived)

BIG DOGS BOLLOCKS

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:30, archived)

POOCH GOUDA

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:31, archived)

actually lolled at this you cunt

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:51, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:55, archived)

fine! be like that you blobbing cock socket

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:31, archived)

Upset, online

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:33, archived)

oh god no. i'll be on mike woz ere's list in no time at this rate

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:40, archived)

wanna celebrate?
I can get us an AirBnB in Boca Raton
( $$ ✅, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:09, archived)

That sounds a bit like the name of a popular reggae singer, wonder if there's a joke there

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:38, archived)

Happy birthday

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:09, archived)

How are you celebrating it?
Massive drugs and booze, or nice cuppa?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:17, archived)

HP BD MFH

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 16:17, archived)

Afternoon

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:08, archived)

don't you start

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:14, archived)

BULL SHIT

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:15, archived)

NO YOU ARE

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:20, archived)

The bike then tries to kill Noddy, but it gets its front wheel stuck in a bridge. This gives Noddy the chance to throw it in a river and spit at the bike. Thinking he is safe, Noddy has a victory cigarette, but behind him, the bike glows red underwater. Noddy then sees it and screams, running to hide in a gym. The bike finds him and starts attacking the patrons with its spikes. Noddy then bashes the bike, which feigns death, making everyone feel safe until it starts throwing people's limbs in the air.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 18:29, archived)