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it's my birthday

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:31, archived)
That's why I got you a nicely-wrapped package of no-one gives a fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:36, archived)
Seriously though happy birthday. I hope you're older than me.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:37, archived)
you were right the first time, no-one gives a fuck

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:38, archived)
Easty isn't too far off 40 now.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:57, archived)
EASTY'S COCK

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 13:59, archived)
Is that "the cock of Easty" or "Easty is cock"?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:05, archived)
I didn't ask at the time, soz

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:07, archived)
"Fire in the zoo jazz" is great btw

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:34, archived)
Thank you, it's very evocative, don't you agree?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:36, archived)
it's perfect, It's immediately obvious what it means

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:40, archived)
Agree

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 16:16, archived)
happy birthday mofahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:49, archived)
fuck off then

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:13, archived)
piss off

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:28, archived)
BIG DOGS BOLLOCKS

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:30, archived)
POOCH GOUDA

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:31, archived)
actually lolled at this you cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:51, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:55, archived)
fine! be like that you blobbing cock socket

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:31, archived)
Upset, online

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:33, archived)
oh god no. i'll be on mike woz ere's list in no time at this rate

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:40, archived)
wanna celebrate?
I can get us an AirBnB in Boca Raton
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:09, archived)
That sounds a bit like the name of a popular reggae singer, wonder if there's a joke there

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 14:38, archived)
Happy birthday

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:09, archived)
How are you celebrating it?
Massive drugs and booze, or nice cuppa?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:17, archived)
HP BD MFH

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 16:17, archived)