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Afternoon all.
I've manked up my big toe and can't walk much without swelling and crippling pain. On the bright side we'll probably all be dead soon from pager explosions and Americans. How's everyone else?
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:05,
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Still reeling from the revelation that apparently Mohammed al-Fayed was a predatory rapist,
I mean who could possibly have suspected?
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:07,
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Paging brb
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:19,
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on that subject, who the fuck "liked" brb's List Of Judgements so every cunt has to look at it, fuck you
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:28,
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Elon, probably, the contrary fucker
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:30,
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Oh dear, I'm on his ignore list so I didn't get to read it. Was it funny?
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:31,
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that's my point, everyone's on his ignore list, it's on the populol page tho so every cunt can see it
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:34,
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Maybe we just need to fill the popular page with references to fisting.
No-one could object to that.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:44,
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It's a welcome glimpse back to happier days
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:46,
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ll st
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:53,
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๐๐ป
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 13:31,
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I've just gone back a couple of pages in the archive and clicked every post with "fist" in it
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 14:04,
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your compassionate and community-minded can-do attitude is an example to us all
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:24,
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fucking hell i gave that a go, don't we talk some shite on here
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:34,
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no it's not funny it's fucking tragic
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:39,
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I can see some stuff about Elon Musk. I was hoping for something more ten commandmenty. Good to know he's still gamely getting in the stocks and yelling about issues though. I thought he'd abandoned talk for a while until I realised I'd been ignored.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:53,
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he's pretty much just ranting to himself
some would say elon musk presides over the largest and least apologetic racist megaphone in human history, nice that brb sees some good in him though
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 13:30,
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Largest racist megaphone in history?
So that's where Mykeyboy went after he stopped posting here.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 19 Sep 2024, 13:50,
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some would say, some would
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:22,
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O how sweet it is to enjoy life, Living in honesty and strength!
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:19,
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I just remembered nohaha is an idiot so will need this comment explaining further.
He claim to be a Buddhist, yet one of the main tenets of Buddhism, the fourth of the five precepts no less, states one should refrain from false and harmful speech.
Mohafa is a liar. Quite a bad one too, in that he's not very good at it. He also defends racism generally, and and the hate speech and casual racism of his friends specifically, making him a particularly terrible Buddhist.
One of his lies is about me ignoring 'everyone'. Of the 30 talk active users listed
here, I ignore the 4 overt racists. 13.33% is not everybody.
Remember why he's ignoring me: He honestly believed I was Bou. I think the reason for this paranoid delusion is his harmful addiction to drugs, another thing that makes him such a failure as a Buddhist.
He's also terrible at ignoring. Like one or two of the overt racists I ignore, he can't seem to last very long without holding my name in his mouth.
Nohaha: If you want to ignore me, just do it. It should be easy! Just stop thinking about me, stop caring. It should be such an easy task, especially for a Buddhist.
You should certainly stop lying about me, as that gets my attention, which is something you ostensibly DON'T want, because you're ignoring me, remember.
Fool.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:50,
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*boooom
*Weeping crowds of colour, blm flag flown at half mast.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:30,
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I can't believe it.
He seemed so normal.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:19,
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He was a close friend of Michael Jackson, you can't get any more childlike innocence than that
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:21,
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'Drink the fucking Jesus juice Mo! It's your turn in the propeller hat!'
MJ - 2005 maybe
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:35,
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With great power and money comes great opportunities for inappropriate sexual behaviour
- Batman
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2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:57,
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go back to muskow
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 13:33,
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Very strange attitudes towards women, that guy.
I heard he had major 'mummy' issues.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 19 Sep 2024, 14:28,
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you're thinking of Brendan Fraser m8
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 14:56,
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I know I am
he's dreamy
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:01,
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afternoon
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sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you ๐, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:08,
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Afternoon. I'm hungry. Is it lunch time yet?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:10,
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lunchtime is a state of mind, man
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sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you ๐, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:12,
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This sounds like a drugs thing
and I won't stand for it.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:41,
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(Because his legs don't work from all the massive drugs)
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:21,
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I'd try and argue against that
but I haven't a leg to stand on. Because of the massive drugs.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:32,
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evening
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:20,
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Is it your right big toe? Because those are right big.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:27,
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fuck you
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sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you ๐, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:28,
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IT'S STILL BIG THO
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:30,
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-H +E
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:30,
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TEO
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:36,
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It's the left one. I toe punted the end of a bed.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:37,
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at the end of the 90s i got back-heeled in the foot playing soccer, it shattered the joint in my right big toe, which is right big
football i mean, fuck it
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:44,
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Nasty, how long did it take to heal? Mine's not broken but I did it a week ago and I still can't do anything without it going back to square one.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:57,
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i developed reflex sympathetic dystrophy, the hospital thought i was blagging to get strong painkillers and they didn't take me seriously
by the time it was recognized i was fucked, had to walk with a cane for 2 years, still have pain today.
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 13:35,
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Lol
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Sep 2024, 13:53,
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Fuck.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 14:59,
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but wait, there's more
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:25,
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Good thanks, just charged up my Tesla for free (well at the expense of my partners anyway) in the surgery car park.
Did I mention I have a Tesla now?
That Elon Musk is a genius and I won't hear a bad word said about him.
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2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 12:54,
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He's quite a guy. You know, apart from his nazi death satellites of doom.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 13:02,
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If the Nazis had managed to invent death satellites we'd probably have colonised Mars by now.
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2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 13:06,
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They did invent flying saucers though, they're all controlled by Hitlers preserved head from his moustache shaped underground lab in Argentina.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 13:10,
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Space ๅ
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2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 13:16,
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Did I mention that I'm jealous of your Tesla?
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Fantasma:, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 13:38,
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Just saw some gruesome footage of the pager explosions aftermath.
People with half their hands blown off.
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Fantasma:, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 13:36,
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Alright ocsp you weirdo
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Sep 2024, 13:52,
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Alright mate.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 14:59,
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Back in work today
Not happy about it
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 14:04,
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not too bad ta
bout to finish work for the week and am trying to decide where to go for dinner, might go Nepalese in Forest Gate, might not.
Might toss off a tortoise
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 14:53,
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I pronounces it "Tor-Twahs' lol
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 14:55,
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I'm going to start doing the same thing IMMEDIATELY
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 14:57,
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It's whimsical
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:01,
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it's totes whims, m8
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Queef Smegwin U r a ๐๐, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:01,
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๐
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:02,
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alright Nigella, stick it in the mick-roe-wah-vay
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:14,
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fuck off
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Two Hats ๐ฉ๐ฉ, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:26,
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<s>m </s> w
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2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:23,
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