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Hullo shithead's
Having a good day? I'm wishing the hours away waiting for tonight when I'm off out to see the excellent Swedish psychedelic band Goat.

u jel?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 12:36, archived)
I need a shower
But there are cats on me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 12:40, archived)
MIAW MIAW MIAW!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 12:51, archived)
I got them to move
By using the f word
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 13:23, archived)
FENTON!!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 13:32, archived)
FOOD!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 13:57, archived)
footlong sidekicks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:11, archived)
Hi richard mcbeef off of t3h 1nt3rn3t

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 24 Oct 2024, 13:02, archived)
h1 3v3n1ng

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 13:09, archived)
I don't need drugs to have a good time if that's what you're insinuating

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 13:08, archived)
on the news last night they said that UK cocaine deaths have skyrocketed due to increased purity in the marketplace
I thought 'ooh, I could really do wih some of that'*, barely touched it in years

*cocaine, not death
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 13:11, archived)
wouldn't mind some mushrooms or acid either but I've no one to take them with :*(

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 13:13, archived)
I'm always up for mushrooms, acid is a bit more serious imo

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 13:21, archived)
Funny, in my experience it's the reverse.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:12, archived)
mushrooms can catch you out
their strength varies from one location to another.

source: have eaten many mushrooms from different locations
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:57, archived)
aldi mushrooms are weak af

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:58, archived)
I was fortunate enough to not enjoy it very much after the fantastic first time I had with it
Coke is not kind to serious users in my experience.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 13:19, archived)
What about silly users?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 24 Oct 2024, 13:23, archived)
Neurospicy

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:09, archived)
I caned the shit out of it for years but just kind of went off it, thankfully

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 13:29, archived)
coke itself isn't that bad
it's just the getting 30 minutes sleep for a few days in a row that'll ruin you
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:59, archived)
if you could just do a bit and stop then go to bed and get 8 hours i don't think it fucks you
but it doesn't work like that for most people, and it's the chronic lack of sleep that ages people to shit
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 16:02, archived)
I think that's what I got sick of, not being able to kip and then having to write off the next day to recover

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 16:10, archived)
Last time I had acid
Was about ten years ago, spent 2 hours sitting on a chair by the toilets looking at my fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 13:25, archived)
textbook

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 13:28, archived)
You weren't sitting on a chair
you were not next to the toilets. And those weren't YOUR fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 14:02, archived)
Pretty sure they were on my hands

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 14:19, archived)
ah, so *that's* what happened to spanishfly.
Quel domage.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:47, archived)
Having a low key World Development Information Day today

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 13:28, archived)
best not to go too mad on WDID, I would say
last year was well messy
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 13:30, archived)
We never found out who did the liquidly shit in the bin...
Oh...
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 13:46, archived)
This reminds me of an anecdote.
Fuck typing it all out again, they're not my forte.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:20, archived)
deffo Queef

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:30, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 21:17, archived)
Oh nice one, they're great.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:12, archived)
Drugs, you mean.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 15:25, archived)