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I'm having a shit in Gran Canaria
where are you having a shit?
alt: pls don't burgle my house while I'm away
(ticklepricks link in bio ❀️🌟❀️, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:42, archived)
Anywhere that'll take my GODDAMN ass

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:45, archived)
don't cuss

(ticklepricks link in bio ❀️🌟❀️, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:49, archived)
long dark tunnel

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:57, archived)
31 seconds

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 30 Oct 2024, 19:42, archived)
I really like autumn
I wish I lived in San Francisco, Barnaby Bear etc
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:50, archived)
So I hear you are a woman now ?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:52, archived)
?
www.roperandsons.com/obit/jacob-dyer/
"entered into the restful gates of heaven..."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:06, archived)
Die-er, more like.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:58, archived)
I think I prefer New York to San Francisco

(ticklepricks link in bio ❀️🌟❀️, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:53, archived)
to have a shit in you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:08, archived)
yes

(ticklepricks link in bio ❀️🌟❀️, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:28, archived)
if you shit in a condom you can freeze it and then shove it back up your ass, it's called fugging

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 22:16, archived)
At work

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:51, archived)
best place
unless you're the cleaner


...oh
(ticklepricks link in bio ❀️🌟❀️, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:52, archived)
Tbf
The toilets on my floor are very clean
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:39, archived)
I always take a shit break at work.
If I spend 10 minutes a day shitting and getting paid for it, five days a week, by the end of the year I've spent the equivalent of more than a working week shitting for cash.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 16:53, archived)
my work doesn't work like that but it's a good principle

(ticklepricks link in bio ❀️🌟❀️, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 17:47, archived)
Have you got more of a jobbing gig
as opposed to my jobbie gig?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:01, archived)
dude quit work and you can shit for free any time you like

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:10, archived)
I was always told “if you’re good at something, never do it for free”
so that’s why I make sure I get paid for shitting and for sucking off old sailors.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:17, archived)
your ageist rhetoric is a stain on our forum

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:21, archived)
I'm having a poo at Paul's

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 17:10, archived)
does he know?

(ticklepricks link in bio ❀️🌟❀️, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:29, archived)
i hope not

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:46, archived)
Paul's Pootique?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 30 Oct 2024, 20:09, archived)
Don't bungle the jungle.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 30 Oct 2024, 17:42, archived)
what?

(ticklepricks link in bio ❀️🌟❀️, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 17:46, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8428829
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:16, archived)
You heard.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:23, archived)
the word 'what' only has one meaning

(ticklepricks link in bio ❀️🌟❀️, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:28, archived)
What?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:30, archived)
you heard

(ticklepricks link in bio ❀️🌟❀️, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:35, archived)
Samuel L Jackson couldn't remember his lines on the first take

(Martin Anus, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 20:12, archived)
Shaun's

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:29, archived)
is it shaun's? i always thought it was paul's

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 18:47, archived)
"I'm going to have a shit a Paul's" ? How would that work?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 21:17, archived)
this is some impressive /chat logic

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Wed 30 Oct 2024, 22:13, archived)
On Two Hats' lawn.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 30 Oct 2024, 20:16, archived)