You know... sometimes you read a thread and you have a question that never occured before
today it's "what does gay colostomy bag porn look like?"

Yet, it's a question I don't actually want to know the answer to. Or if I were to find out it'd be by looking it up on someone else's device.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 14:38, archived)

Why did you even think of that?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 14:43, archived)

Your nan.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 14:45, archived)

she does tend to go on about it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 15:46, archived)

+videos

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 18:51, archived)

I don't think colostomy bags have genders or sexual preferences

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 14:46, archived)

we're all well aware of your recessive ideas

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 15:47, archived)

I identify as a bag of shit

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 15:48, archived)

then how come you can type, hmmm?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 15:50, archived)

flange dobber

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 15:53, archived)

i'm sorry i doubted you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 15:55, archived)

a cha cha chaaa

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 16:14, archived)

RIP mr h

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 16:14, archived)

r h y inbox
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 16:27, archived)

NO

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 17:11, archived)

It's hot AF m8.
Trust me on this one.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 12 Nov 2024, 14:46, archived)

two guys one bag

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 15:47, archived)

TRIGGER WARNING - ANECDOTES, FORTE
Not related, but since we're on colostomy chat: we had a training day on stoma products in our pre-registration year. I lived in Edinburgh at the time, and my flatmate was paranoid about needing to use the toilet during the Hogmanay celebrations (which at the time were a ticketless free-for-all). He took one of the sample bags from the training day so that when he needed a piss, he marched into McDonald's holding it above his head, shouting "let me through, I need to change my colostomy bag". As I recall, it worked.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 15:51, archived)

lol, needs more chocolate milk tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 15:54, archived)

i reckon a nice, ghee-heavy pureed lamb madras would do the trick also

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 16:17, archived)

Stomall Boy by Bronski Beat

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 16:21, archived)

Ah hullo m8, soz, missed your reply the other day
I'm alright apart from some rather challenging 'eye arr ell' shit, how bout you?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 16:27, archived)

not gonna grumble, life's not too bad
still mailing tat to housewives?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 16:44, archived)

Wotcha
how you doing? It's been a long while!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 16:49, archived)

dunno who you are soz

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 16:52, archived)

it's garold, hth

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 17:12, archived)

Nope, food industry now, love it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 17:01, archived)

Papa in Law's Got a Brand New Bag

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 16:32, archived)

Filler by Michael Jackson

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 16:33, archived)

Hey Man Nice Shit by Filler

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 16:41, archived)

Richard Hatrick
This is a very clever pun because a hat trick is three of something, and Richard the Third is rhyming slang for turd.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 21:51, archived)

Brown Plastic Bag by Reprazent

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 16:35, archived)

I guess it's a lot like straight colostomy bag porn, only gay, and therefore gross and weird.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 12 Nov 2024, 16:42, archived)

there's vids on them pimple-popping channels of cows getting their cysts stabbed open so all the pus pours out like strawberry yazoo
I expect it's a bit like that. Except browner.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 16:51, archived)