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hi again cunt's
just had this message from a job applicant:

'Hi dear, I am saddam Hossain, I am hardworking, energetic, enthusiastic, proactive and dedicated person, I can work in any fast paced environment, If you want I can come immediately, thanks.'

lol
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 14:29, archived)
He can probably help you invade Kowait.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 14:39, archived)
Hobbies include: hide and seek.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 14:45, archived)
please don't dox me

(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 14:45, archived)
*comes immediately*

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 14:54, archived)
Weirdo...

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 14:55, archived)
RIP my inbox

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 19:52, archived)
No real dictators plz

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 14:51, archived)
Hi dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 14:54, archived)
*comes immediately*

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 14:55, archived)
oh..

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 14:56, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:10, archived)
So do I have the job or not?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:02, archived)
Listen m8, this is going to be a bit awkward but I don't have any choice
We've all been chatting about you 'behind the scenes', and we're all in agreement; it's fallen to me to say this which I'm really not happy about, but someone has to, so it might as well come from me:

smegging smeggy smeg you smegger
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:10, archived)
Hello Saddam

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:11, archived)
holy shit
the onion has bought infowars.com, I thought it was a joke.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ βœ…, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:11, archived)
It's going to be fucking hilarious

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:26, archived)
they can just repost all its old articles

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 16:13, archived)
it should just be that clip of alex jones taking a chug of the powdered bone drink he was touting, which he then threw up into his own mouth and swallowed back down again

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 22:06, archived)
lol
In a rambling video message posted Thursday morning, Jones called the takeover a β€œtotal attack on free speech”.

β€œI don’t know what’s going to happen but I’m going to be here until they come in and turn the lights off.”
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 15:51, archived)
Sounds like he lost the info war.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 16:11, archived)
It's become almost impossible to spot satire now.
The world is over.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 16:15, archived)
"We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website"
b3ta, they don’t mean
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 16:35, archived)
You fucking funny fucking stupid

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Thu 14 Nov 2024, 23:35, archived)