I've just spent £25 on salt
shove THAT down your fucking japper
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 18:30, archived)

S M E G G

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 29 Nov 2024, 18:37, archived)

I heard that when you get assisted dying, they just ram salt down your japper
200 quid
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 18:46, archived)

assisted drying

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 18:49, archived)

He'

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 29 Nov 2024, 19:16, archived)

It's no laughing matter m8

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 20:25, archived)

Snails hate this one trick

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 20:57, archived)

You'll get home and realise you've been ripped off and given crystal meth instead.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 29 Nov 2024, 19:15, archived)

i spent £60 on a salt grinder
So fuck you
( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 19:17, archived)

Sounds gay

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 20:33, archived)

it's one of the best kitchen things I've bought tbh
I love it. It is hugely bent tho
( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 20:46, archived)

I stole my salt & pepper grinders from a Litten Tree pub about 25 years ago
there used to be loads of Litten Tree pubs & they've all gone now, not sure if that's my fault
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 20:34, archived)

i remember those pubs
Probably wasn't all your fault but i don't think it helped
( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 20:44, archived)

What?

( mongychops, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 20:07, archived)

You were done mate, I could've sold you some for £20

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 20:14, archived)

The NaCl I get is pure. No fancy volcanics cutting agents or shit.

( mongychops, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 21:02, archived)

Nice one, top one, get salted

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 21:10, archived)

It's fun to pay for the NaCl

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 21:43, archived)

The only salt I have is harvested from liberal tears

( $$ ✅, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 20:59, archived)

How much did you spend on dry roast?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 21:42, archived)

Your nan, free etc.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 21:43, archived)

that's either an absolute fuckload of salt
or you were ripped off
(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 22:36, archived)

You sound like my local city council.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 23:30, archived)