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shit night's kip
might as well get up and make pizza dough
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 6:56, archived)
Y dough

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 6:58, archived)
Once, I made some pizza dough and put it out to prove on the side.
The dog, being a fucking wally, jumped up and ate a load, which carried on proving in his belly. He swelled up like a balloon and couldn't sit down without rolling over. Quick emergency trip to the vet and they got him to vomit it all up. 3kg of dough they got out of him, and he only weighed about 5kg. I loved that dog, the daft prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 9:03, archived)
Fucking hell, how many pizzas were you planning on making?
Or was it going to be one gigantic pizza?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Jan 2025, 9:15, archived)
Fucking loads of candles there, lad.
Nice one on surviving that long.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 9:17, archived)
IKR?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Jan 2025, 9:20, archived)
Happy candles!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 9:39, archived)
Thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Jan 2025, 10:01, archived)
You'd need a massive birthday pizza to stick all those in.
3kg of dough's worth, I reckon.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 9:31, archived)

irthday pizza umhole
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 10:06, archived)
About 10 I'd guess

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 9:58, archived)
It was a batch so I could freeze some for later pizza

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 10:00, archived)
I've done that before but found that defrosted pizza dough didn't quite rise as well as freshly made.
Like the yeast was still alive but not quite firing on all cylinders.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Jan 2025, 10:02, archived)
It's less than ideal
But also, sometimes I want pizza dont want to make dough.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 10:04, archived)
Sounds like a plan, Homer Simpson!
d'oh LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 9:04, archived)
LOL!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 9:58, archived)