morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 6:38, archived)

not yet

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 6:43, archived)

piss off

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 6:58, archived)

shit night's kip
might as well get up and make pizza dough
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 6:56, archived)

Y dough

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 6:58, archived)

Once, I made some pizza dough and put it out to prove on the side.
The dog, being a fucking wally, jumped up and ate a load, which carried on proving in his belly. He swelled up like a balloon and couldn't sit down without rolling over. Quick emergency trip to the vet and they got him to vomit it all up. 3kg of dough they got out of him, and he only weighed about 5kg. I loved that dog, the daft prick.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 9:03, archived)

Fucking hell, how many pizzas were you planning on making?
Or was it going to be one gigantic pizza?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Jan 2025, 9:15, archived)

Fucking loads of candles there, lad.
Nice one on surviving that long.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 9:17, archived)

IKR?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Jan 2025, 9:20, archived)

Happy candles!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 9:39, archived)

Thanks!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Jan 2025, 10:01, archived)

You'd need a massive birthday pizza to stick all those in.
3kg of dough's worth, I reckon.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 9:31, archived)

irthday pizza umhole
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 10:06, archived)

About 10 I'd guess

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 9:58, archived)

It was a batch so I could freeze some for later pizza

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 10:00, archived)

I've done that before but found that defrosted pizza dough didn't quite rise as well as freshly made.
Like the yeast was still alive but not quite firing on all cylinders.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Jan 2025, 10:02, archived)

It's less than ideal
But also, sometimes I want pizza dont want to make dough.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 10:04, archived)

Sounds like a plan, Homer Simpson!
d'oh LOL!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 9:04, archived)

LOL!!!!!!!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 9:58, archived)

Sho' nuff

( .Yeti., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 7:09, archived)

Yetso

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 7:32, archived)

morning
it’s cold eh
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 7:29, archived)

Snow is all melted here, the difference when I go to work is MENTAL

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 7:33, archived)

You are mental lol
Just glad I wfh
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 7:40, archived)

Haha, I have severe mental disabilities!
I'm the mongdaddy!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 7:47, archived)

No real mongs pls

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 7:54, archived)

Sorry.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 7:58, archived)

Send mongdaddy a gaz, he knows about this sort of thing.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Jan 2025, 9:16, archived)

I dreamed a dream of times gone by

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 9:01, archived)

A dreamy dream of dreamers' dreamings

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 9:04, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 9:04, archived)

Ooh it's a Wednesday
how's 'bout that then?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 9:04, archived)

Fucking morning.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 9:18, archived)

Had a dream last night that Vangelis was in my bedroom

(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 9:34, archived)

The 1980s just called, they want their cultural references back.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 9:37, archived)