What would your 'luxury item' be, desert island discs style?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 12 Jan 2025, 13:04, archived)

A big fucken pair of tits lol

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 12 Jan 2025, 13:06, archived)

As previously stated
my top of the line Pentium III laptop with over 100mb of RAM would suffice
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Sun 12 Jan 2025, 13:43, archived)

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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 12 Jan 2025, 13:53, archived)

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( Cheers Cheers, Sun 12 Jan 2025, 14:02, archived)

Yep, a few ibuprofen and antihistamines would be very useful.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 12 Jan 2025, 14:12, archived)

a yacht

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sun 12 Jan 2025, 15:14, archived)

Oh, nothing very fancy.
Probably just a harem of sexually insatiable supermodels.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 12 Jan 2025, 15:46, archived)

male or female?

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 12 Jan 2025, 19:17, archived)

Not fussed tbh.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 12 Jan 2025, 19:39, archived)

i'll see what i can do

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 12 Jan 2025, 20:37, archived)

I've never once heard it. Can you explain in more detail

( mongychops, Sun 12 Jan 2025, 15:50, archived)

Erm. A hair drier.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 12 Jan 2025, 18:03, archived)

A copy of anal cum sluts 2 on VHS, with a combined TV / video recorder to watch it on
and a generator to power the TV, and some diesel to power the generator
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 12 Jan 2025, 18:12, archived)

I haven’t seen Anal Cum Sluts 1, is it essential for following the story or would I be able to pick up the plot threads?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 12 Jan 2025, 19:04, archived)

2 has a better narrative, avoid 3 as by that time the director had disappeared up their own arse

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 12 Jan 2025, 19:24, archived)

Cheers

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 12 Jan 2025, 19:26, archived)

i'm a genie in your butthole, baby

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 12 Jan 2025, 19:26, archived)

Your nan

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 12 Jan 2025, 21:04, archived)

desert not dessert

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 12 Jan 2025, 21:11, archived)

I was gonna say this
But then I thought a hair dryer…. Erm … no. That’s a stupid idea.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 12 Jan 2025, 21:12, archived)